This Kind of **** Only Happens to Me!

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
Today, I'm down at a local beach here in Jersey and I walk half a mile to the bathroom to take a **** and what happens?

Yes, my $100 Electric Sunglasses side off the top of my head right into the toilet bowl!

I wrapped my hand like a mummy with the WHOLE roll of toilet paper and yanked them out....then I RAN to my car and dumped a WHOLE bottle of sanitizer on those motherfuckers and my hand.

Happy 4th of July though....:facepalm::mad:
 

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