This Is The Freeones Rap Battle!. (("muthafuckaz"))

[on]

Yo...... mic mutha fuckin check yall!.... This is how it's going down!!

First!.. all ya'll mutha fuckaz need to enter your namez (for example: MC Rectum Mic)

Then each of ya'll get'z 4 mutha fuckin linez per post mutha fucka!!...

You know what to do!..

DJ Kick that shit!!!......

 

[~~whimsy~~]

lol -- normally this would be fun, but, I couldn't get past the last line without laughing. And who is MC Rectum Mic? lol

And kind of hard to say something like DJ kick that shit when the only beat we will have is the piss poor beat of typing.

Ugh:

Come on man, get it right. Do it right. What's wrong?
Don't you know how to come in here and start up a game and do it as it needs to be?
Stop being lame and start up a new thread for this one is now declared dead!
Now get the fuck up out of my thread. The take over begins!

 

[on]

Name: MC Nipple-Nibblez!

Raprazentin: "The Bra-Strap Unclippaz" AKA "East-Coast Funbag Liberataz"


Yo my typing is tight-Aaaight! this ain't lame!
play the game, what's wrong?.. you forgotten your name!
Or is it MC Ugh:, if it is that whack!
if you need some inspiration, have you tried smoking crack?

 

[johnjjjohn]

Mc 4-Jay

i presume you speak like a bitch
that may come cause you watched bewitched
with ya mum your sis and your bro
and thought "hey Liz could be my magc hoe"

 

[grower_boy]

MC Tic Tac

Sick of readin' these white boy rhymes, 4 in a row
They fake like toy bombs, put out less than a classy ho
I'm up on the game for fame and a thousand dollar dinner
And on yall mom's I just came, I'm a mutha fuckin winner

 

[Wizard Sleeves]

MC LickaDick

Fuck, shit
Duck, tit
Head down South,
Balls in your mouth
I suck at rapping
Slim Jims I be snapping
What Word. Uh.
Freeones rap battle
Your brain I will rattle.

Damn, I'm good.

 

[on]

Name: MC Pissflaps

Raprazentin: "The Poontang Clan"


Hmmmm!... this is looking like a bit of a miss match,
lickadick and tic-tac!... you're more than a bit whack,
think you're good enough to hit-back?
I'll slam the brakes on your shit so hard... you'll get whip-lash!..... I'm out.... Peace!


Don't forget.... MC Pissflap's debut album is OUT NOW!! Featuring: The Poontang Clan, MC Pickle Dick, The Bra-Strap Unclippaz! plus many more, mixed by DJ Smelly Fingaz AKA What is that smell??.......

 

[boatmonkey69]

DJ Scratch and sniff

These hoes get my heart a pumpin,
then in my girlz ass my dick starts thumpin.
Bitch starts trippin when I put it in her mouth,
little too much teeth and my dick went south.

Word to your MUTHA!

 

[on]

Yo... respect due Scratch!.... for rizzle!.. I feel the realness in yo..... in yo... in yo words son!.... Keep it real........ aaight!

 

[boatmonkey69]

Yo... respect due Scratch!.... for rizzle!.. I feel the realness in yo..... in yo... in yo words son!.... Keep it real........ aaight!

Yo Pissflaps....vashizzle my nizzle. Got mad love for ya homie...I be tipping my forty for ya and the mad props u spinning.

Hardcore surburbia white boy OUT!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I wash my hands of this thread now. There is no skill in here.

 

[on]

I wash my hands of this thread now. There is no skill in here.

that's straight frontin!... why ya'll hatin'... deez skillz come iller than.... iller than... a muthafuggin 82 yr old with..... with swine flu... and ... and ... underlying health issues....... and I'm talking muthafuggin heart disease.. kidney failure... liver disease.... throat cancer..... syphillis.... all that shit!... I mean.... this guy is more dead than alive.... that's how fucked up he is!!..... this thread puts... ..puts...the ill... in skill...... na meen!... ain't no dizzle about it!...

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

One fish,
Two fish,
Red fish,
Blue fish,
Bitch.

 

[on]

Yo.. that one fish, two fish-shit killed it man!..... you're a fucking genious!.... respect due!

 

[Supafly]

Yo, you want a gangsta name ... here's your solution:

http://gangstaname.com/en/names/generate

My name is...

Wobbly Rot Sloth

Have fun

 

[on]

Yo, you want a gangsta name ... here's your solution:

http://gangstaname.com/en/names/generate

My name is...

Wobbly Rot Sloth

Have fun

yo.. why y'all up in here jus puttin' yo name out...... bring yo game son..... buss some shit!.....