This Britney Spears: The Crazier She Gets The Hotter She Is: Yes or No?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I might have married a sane, responsible lady but in my single days I seemed to gravitate to the nuttier gals. In her prime Britney wouldn't urinate on most of us if we were on fire. But in 2025 we might have a shot at that same gal we so feverishly Punished Percy to a mere 25 years ago.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Britney gone cray-cray in this one too. In professional wrestling there are certain heels who get their heat for being small enough that regular people in the crowd think they could take them on. Britney's appeal is her perceived access to anyone.

 

[Torre82]

After having caught up with her last two years of thirst trap social media nonsense, I feel it is prudent to point out that midlife crises and mental health are
'a thing'.
With that said, I'm thankful to all the women who go nutty in middle age and decide to perv out. Bless your holes. All of you.
/sudden mental image of nude chris crocker in 2013(?) saying leave Britface alone
/very dramatically, I might remind you