I thought aloud today. I instantly regretted it. This is a genuine conversation I had with my mate in McDonalds.
Me : "Do you ever catch yourself thinking about normal everyday things, things that other adults can do, and that you struggle to do? Things you really should be able to do, as an adult, but find yourself incapable, and wonder what's wrong with you?"
Him : "Isn't that meant to be a sign of depression?"
"I'm talking about coffee. When I get a coffee in a disposable cup with little sugar packets and a wooden stirrer, no matter how vigourously I get the coffee swirling around, and how long I stir or how vigourously, the sugar never mixes properly and I always end up with unsweetened coffee until I get to the very bottom. If I have one in Costa or wherever, even if it's a real cup, if I get one of those stupid wooden stirrers, same result.
And yet, if I make myself a coffee in a Travelodge or something and get given a REAL TEASPOON, and one of those little "half-cup" cups to ***** from, no matter how vigourously I stir the coffee.... again, it all sinks to the bottom. So, it's not even having the right spoon that's the issue, it's the cup too. The only way I can get the sugar to dissolve properly and not all sink to the bottom, is if I have both a FULL SIZE, proper cup, and a PROPER teaspoon. Now... is this maddening situation happening to the rest of the world, or is it just me?"
"........ not depression then. Umm.... I think that might just be you."
So... I guess the lesson I took from this exchange was, some thoughts should stay unexpressed.