If this is no fake, there is no saving this guy....dude, Star War references in a love letter...
"I want to crawl up inside you"?? Duuude, what the #@&%?!
Ladies and gentlemen, next we have an Ed Gein for you! He impresses women with science fiction references before he wants to crawl inside their still warm skin. Ed Gein anyone? Ed Gein? Do I hear one thousand?....