Things You Do On Purpose Just To Be A Prick

[BCT]

My fav thing to do is to fuck with people by asking them questions I already know the answers to. I'll watch horror movies with my friends and when a character dies in the most extreme manner possible I will say things like "You think he will be okay?" or "Do you think that will heal?" I live to ask stupid questions and make stupid ransom remarks. .

 

[cestmoi2010]

When I see people with a cigarette held out the window in their hands and I see them flick their ashes on the ground and I can pull up next to them at a light I kindly let them know they are littering and that contrary to what they might think the ground is not an ashtray. Now I am not stupid about this - if I see some guy who looks like he doesn't want to hear this I don't say anything but those I know probably won't shoot me I say this. They either look at me like I am crazy or doing something wrong OR they say something like "I'm sorry" to which I say "You're not sorry - you're just sorry I said this and once I leave you will continue to do what you have been doing all along." I hate smokers. I wish they could all disappear and fall of the end of the earth or something like that

I will add 1 more thing I like doing and did a lot in college. If I enter a bathroom and someone is seated in the stall and doesn't see me/know who I am and we are the only 2 people in the restroom wen I leave, if I can, I like turning off the lights to the bathroom and making them fend in the dark. I love hearing the "Heeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy there's someone in here" from them. In college I had a professor who I didn't like at all. One day from a distance I saw him walking towards a bathroom. He entered it. I waited 30 seconds and popped my head in. If he was at a urinal I would have done the same. However he was seated on the toilet so I turned off the lights and put an "Out of Order" sign on the door to make sure no one entered and helped him out. I ran as fast as I could and didn't stick around but I sure wanted to do so and see his reaction but he would have known I did it.

 

[MustBeGood]

Posting images responses on Philbert on the political boards to get him worked up and responded with insults and smileys.

 

[Petra]

I take up 2 spots when I park my car because.....well, I drive an 2012 Audi A4.

Thank you for once again confirming Audi drivers are fucking self centered assholes that need to drive off a bridge into the river.

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With that being said, sometimes I pull out into the left hand lane to pass something that will take me a good couple of minutes to pass whenever I see an Audi screaming up the lane.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I make people vote me for asshat of the year by giving them a ridiculously little amout of MyFreeOnes points, because I know all the guys here are cheap little pervs that would already do anything for me if I just promised to show my left nipple.


Oh wait...that wasn't me... :uohs:

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

With that being said, sometimes I pull out into the left hand lane to pass something that will take me a good couple of minutes to pass whenever I see an Audi screaming up the lane.

You also... .... *looks at rep* ... do other things. :bawling:

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I enjoy trying to run cars into parked cars when they attempt to pass me from the right. Recently I made a Chevy Volt slam on its breaks to avoid rear-ending a garbage truck. Afterwards I turned my steering wheel to make the back end of the truck shake from side-to-side at him for further taunting.

 

[STDiva]

At my old apartment I would key the car of anybody that thought their piece of shit was worth two spots. I'd also leave a note to make sure they knew why. Then one weekend someone set anothers car on fire, presumably for the same reason and they put up some security cameras so I stopped.

At the same apartment, the guy under me would complain about noise all the time, even if I wasn't home. Accused me of selling drugs and filed a ton of complaints about me. So I started tossing my cats shit down onto his balcony for about a month. I moved before I heard anything about that.

One of my new neighbors likes to complain about noise and bbq smoke and whatever else she feels like so I signed her up for about 50 free monthly magazines.

 

[Petra]

I make people vote me for asshat of the year by giving them a ridiculously little amout of MyFreeOnes points, because I know all the guys here are cheap little pervs that would already do anything for me if I just promised to show my left nipple.


Oh wait...that wasn't me... :uohs:

You also... .... *looks at rep* ... do other things. :bawling:

I never said pulling out to pass in the left hand lane when I see an audi coming up was the ONLY thing I did to be a prick.

 

[MissHybrid]

I get these calls from home improvement companies wanting to re-shingle my roof or install windows and shit like that. My phone listing is under a fictitious name. I'm on the do-not-call list but they get through to me anyway. It always starts the same way. They ask for me by my fake name. "Yea, this is me."


"Your number was given to me by one of your neighbors and I understand that you are looking to do some improvements on your house."

"Yea, I've been thinking about doing a little bit of something around here."


Then he goes into his whole list of services and we have a conversation about how nice I want my house to look. We pitch ideas to each other till he wants to set up an appointment. We set one up at my office...not really my office...it's the management office of my rental complex. The schmuck walks in there looking to make a killing from an unknown person with a house that doesn't exist. I get called back from these folks and laugh in their ear telling them that I caught onto their scam.

Here you go Bob, you can also add this to your repertoire, when he calls back.....

"What would I have to write on the outside of an envelope to get it delivered straight to your ass...?"

 

[Will E Worm]

I take up 2 spots when I park my car because.....well, I drive an 2012 Audi A4.

Audi does have nice vehicles.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

...."then" my car did what?

I can only assume that, this means, your car didn't act like an inconsiderate jack ass. so it should not pay the price, thru vandalism If that is the case, make no mistake, if I see you doing it, or know who you are, I will call you on it. If that leads to something...well, then what's gonna happen, will happen. But make no mistake, if you're gonna be a dick...I'll treat you that way.

Are you serious? That's what you've got for me? You know Will, I've seen you make some posts I've agreed with, and I remember a time when you would post some well thought out responses. And I get that some people fuck with you, so you poke the bear back, and do stupid shit like this>>>>>>>>>>>>>>, but you what? Really, if you don't have the brains to express yourself to me, or the balls to tell me to shut the fuck up, and go fuck myself.....do the board a favor, and just not make the post. Seriously, the funny has ended

 

[Philbert]

You bought the expensive, pretentious, "I'm a uppity yuppie prick" car. deal with it. You deserve any vengeful retribution you get for being inconsiderate, and selfish. I pay insurance on my truck, and on a bike. Both mean more to me, then your car.

...."then" my car did what?

I believe he was pointing out the problem using the wrong word in a sentence..."than" was the correct spelling in that context, not "then". Changed the meaning... as in "my car took up 2 spaces; then when a Ford Escort got too near, it attacked .'

Or maybe not...

 

[Will E Worm]

revidffum

Learn to respect other's property.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I sometimes make shit up like the "Troll Hall of Fame" or the "Trolls of Freeones" calendar just so I can include Will.

 

[Will E Worm]

I sometimes make shit up like the "Troll Hall of Fame" or the "Trolls of Freeones" calendar just so I can include Will.

:tongue:

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Learn to respect other's property.

How about this, you pathetic excuse for logic, and reason. We'll start with what I've hi-lighted in your post, and when you self entitled, ego maniacal prick. The sooner you selfish fucktards realize, the outrageous amount of money you spend on your car means nothing to us....other then reaffirming to us, that you really are, just selfish little pricks, that deserve whatever Karma sees fit, to force into your uptight little asses. Sad thing is, you're SO SELF CENTERED, all you can think about, is your pathetic little trinkets, and how cool, and special you are, while contemplating how important your existence is, and how lucky the world is to have you.

I know you...you and a thousand other asshats, JUST LIKE YOU!!! You're all the same, and I feel no remorse when you have to pay for the stupidity that oozes from your presence on this Earth.

By the way, that was NOT a well thought out response.

 

[Will E Worm]

the outrageous amount of money you spend on your car means nothing to us....

People like you are pathetic. :tongue:

The law does care. Vandalism is a crime.

Have fun in jail.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Can't you all see this is Will's way of answering the question? Sheesh!

Anyways, what I do to be a prick... hmm.

This should be a simple question. However where I view myself being lovable ol' me, others see as a prick, I correct them and say unapologetic dick. So i guess my answer is just walking through a door and being present!

 

[Mayhem]

Can't you all see this is Will's way of answering the question? Sheesh!

Anyways, what I do to be a prick... hmm.

This should be a simple question. However where I view myself being lovable ol' me, others see as a prick, I correct them and say unapologetic dick. So i guess my answer is just walking through a door and being present!

You also got rid of your Kimmy sig. We will forgive you....just not anytime soon. :nono: