Things That You Don't Like

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Twilight, the Jonas Brothers, getting blue balls, misfires and stovepipes, The Mighty Boosh, no music on MTV, Madonna, wasted food, putting milk or Sunny D back in the fridge with one swallow, Cash for Clunkers, Obamacare (not reform itself, just the name.), movie hype, writing reports, Desert heat with no A/C, Max Hardcore, World Series of Poker winners, Michael Bay, my brother drinking all my port, other people's farts (my own are awesome), wet dogs, scotch, improperly prepared cappucino, cigars, Bank of America, non kosher hotdogs, current ammunition prices, Wal-Mart, Swine flu panic, Palestine, Rosie O'Donnell, Rosie Perez, Roseanne Arnold, Rosey Grier, Roseanna by Toto and the way the Sopranos ended.
 
the Jonas Brothers

Fuck! Did you have to remind me? I did their show last week, and I had almost successfully forgotten about that traumatizing experience. Also, my ears are still ringing from all those fucking teenie boppers screaming at the top of their fucking lungs. :mad: :cussing: :crash:
 
I just thought of one: those fucking stickers that they have to put on EVERY piece of fruit you buy! Why?!? Do they think we're gonna confuse an apple and a fucking banana? For fuck's sake! It's a fucking pain in the ass to have to look for the fucking sticker on every fucking piece of fruit I try to eat! Fuck!!!
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habo9

Banned
People who are obsessed with coffee, celebrities, religion and the status quo!

You just remembered me about something :thumbsup:

I hate Status Quo as well there music is shit and they have bad hair , I think they must be about 87 by now!!!! :thefinger
 
Prima Donna rockstars who treat us (the people who make their show happen) like we were lepers. Fucking assholes.
 
I thought of another one: People who refer to a vagina as a vajayjay. FUUUUCK!!! Why the fuck do you people have to make up silly little bullshit words like that to refer to something that already has a name? :mad: :crash: :cussing:
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habo9

Banned
I thought of another one: People who refer to a vagina as a vajayjay. FUUUUCK!!! Why the fuck do you people have to make up silly little bullshit words like that to refer to something that already has a name? :mad: :crash: :cussing:
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Or what about people who say " Thats the shit " in the sense that its good , that does my head in :eek:
 
I thought of another one: People who refer to a vagina as a vajayjay. FUUUUCK!!! Why the fuck do you people have to make up silly little bullshit words like that to refer to something that already has a name? :mad: :crash: :cussing:
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Yeah, but in the history of words and beautiful things, vagina is the most unnactractive word for a beautiful thing, ever.

Vajayjay is a dumb word, I'll give you that. But vagina is like the sound it makes in your trachea when you breath with a chest cold. lol.
 
I thought of another one: People who refer to a vagina as a vajayjay. FUUUUCK!!! Why the fuck do you people have to make up silly little bullshit words like that to refer to something that already has a name? :mad: :crash: :cussing:
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GSB has a little sand in his vajayjay right now. But don't hold that against him. It can be cleared out very easily with the use of some water based lube and a vacuum cleaner. So we'll be good in about 10 minutes . . .
 
Sports parents who think their 10 year old kid is going to be in the hall of fame and let him do whatever the fuck he wants.
 
parents who dress there kids up as hookers for beauty pagents when they dont even know there abcs yet
 
Yeah, but in the history of words and beautiful things, vagina is the most unnactractive word for a beautiful thing, ever.
How about twat? What's wrong with calling it a twat? Or a pussy? Bearded clam, anyone? :dunno:

But vagina is like the sound it makes in your trachea when you breath with a chest cold.

My trachea usually makes a sound that sounds like WHHHHHOOOOOOOO-COUGH!!!COUGH!!!COUGH!!! when I have a chest cold.
 

Facetious

Moderated
Partially hydrogenated soy bean oil, mono & diglycerides, benzoate, high frucose corn syrup, sodium bicarbonate, aspartame ......and such. :o
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
I thought of something I don't like that I left off earlier: Michael Vick. I can't stand the sumbitch. May he have a short return to the NFL.
 

Facetious

Moderated
misfires and stovepipes
Stovepipes way worse though !

ø No Limp Wrists !!!ø

Oh, and since the new anti cell phone while driving laws went into place -
These women in the car always directly ahead of or behind me, talking on their "hands free" while waiting for the stoplight to change -
Jabber Jabber bitch bitch, waving their arms moving their body and their mouths with the flow of their special conversation.
Jeesh they look stupid !! :rolleyes:
 
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