things that sound dirty but aren't

METAL HEAD

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chokeing the chicken
spanking the monkey
watermelons
poppypaper
pussycat
big johnfishermen's fishstick's
big tony's pizza
hungreyman dinner
skinnydip icecream stick's
cock-adoodledo
suck's
lollypop
sucker
orgy(the band)
spicandspan cleaner
thrid eye blind (the band)
the barenaked ladies (the band)
wallpaper stripper
bj's sub shop it's a mouth full
 

Marlo Manson

Hello Sexy girl how your Toes doing?
pussycat dolls (the band)
puddle of mud (the band)
papoose (rapper)
apitomy
intestinal fortitude
gumpstion
gratiot (a street) (like grash-it; but everybody calls it grass-shit)
archibald (the name)
van dyke (a street)
dick van dyke (the actor)
gay (happy)
oscar myier wiener (brand name)
hienz ketchup (brand name)
surgical persission
sea men (semen)
crank shaft (car part)
ball bearing (car parts)
loose hardened steel balls (definition of ball bearing)
nut cracker (the device used to crack nuts) or (the show)
nuts (the snack)
peanuts (pee)(nuts)
hello (hell!!) (oh??)
cantankerous
associate (ass-so-she-ate)
balls (used in several sports)
scrotum (body part)
assemble
assumed
junction
carpool
ism
urinate (your-in-ate)
urine (your-in)

lmao!! more later!! :rolleyes: :rofl2:
 
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