Things that make men proud of themselves:

BS! I only take 1 bag when I go anywhere, I can read a map, and if you've ever been camping then you have to learn how to take a leak outside. But I can't open jars on my own. That is one thing I haven't mastered. lol
 

Petra

Cult ****** and Simpering Cunt
I can usually open jars on my own.

Pick up butter ***** and jar, insert butter ***** under seal of jar. Listen for a "pop," put butter ***** down, open jar. Man standing by with sad look on his face because his one chance to be helpful in the kitchen was just taken away.
 
I can usually open jars on my own.

Pick up butter ***** and jar, insert butter ***** under seal of jar. Listen for a "pop," put butter ***** down, open jar. Man standing by with sad look on his face because his one chance to be helpful in the kitchen was just taken away.

Well there's that way, or you can use a hooked bottle opener and it'll do the same. But if you want to screw it off...yeah I can't do it that way. I can screw it back on though. :1orglaugh
 
Letting everyone know when you've eaten something strange or new for the first time. "Garlic bread!. I've had garlic bread in my mouth?!".
 
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