Things not to say to your girlfriend/wife, that you've actually said

BNF · 2005-11-04T13:06:01+00:00

Not quite on topic but i started to chat a girl up in a local club once a few years back when she asked "You don't recognise me do you?" i said "No" to which she said "You fucked me last week!"

Thread starter BNF
Start date Nov 4, 2005

BNF

Ex-SuperMod

Nov 4, 2005

I can think of a thousand things that I shouldn't say to my woman, but the point of the thread is to post things that you've actually said - and lived to tell.

Unbelievabley, the other week, we were watching an Ashley Judd movie on TV, and she asked me if I liked her, I said: I wouldn't kick her out of bed. (The equivilant anyway) There was no response from her, I mean no words, for 12 hours.

I'm not a *** anymore and this kind of stupidity should be long in my past....