Things Not To Say To A Guy With A Small Prick

[delphian]

Funny there are jokes about small penises. I guess that's why we came up with the name "Whore" for those type of women.

6.2 inches long, 1.5 wide. I'm average, but still think you're a bitch for making a post like this.

Do you also make fun of retarded people?
Blind people?
Deaf people?

 

[D-rock]

6.2 inches long, 1.5 wide. I'm average, but still think you're a bitch for making a post like this.

You mean to tell me that you measure yourself out to the tenth of an inch?

Oh, and I guess by your standard every late night talk show host and comedian is a monster because they make fun of people also. If somebody is actually bothered by something as trivial as this there might be a bigger underlying problem they have than just the joke they hear.IMHO

 

[jdb67]

Funny there are jokes about small penises. I guess that's why we came up with the name "Whore" for those type of women.

6.2 inches long, 1.5 wide. I'm average, but still think you're a bitch for making a post like this.

Do you also make fun of retarded people?
Blind people?
Deaf people?

This has got to be a 1st!!!! You need to get a sense of humour, Mr Average..... :rofl:

 

[uniqueuser]

delphian must be lying

bet his dick is smaller than the picture

 

[hedonis]

Funny there are jokes about small penises. I guess that's why we came up with the name "Whore" for those type of women.

6.2 inches long, 1.5 wide. I'm average, but still think you're a bitch for making a post like this.

Do you also make fun of retarded people?
Blind people?
Deaf people?

No, just humorless dickheads and guys with small dicks.

Hey! You qualify for both her categories! YAY!

JW

 

[om3ga]

Funny there are jokes about small penises. I guess that's why we came up with the name "Whore" for those type of women.

6.2 inches long, 1.5 wide. I'm average, but still think you're a bitch for making a post like this.

Do you also make fun of retarded people?
Blind people?
Deaf people?

You need to get a life.....

Or a toilet roll (check the "How to tell if your junk is too small...once and for all" thread).... :1orglaugh

 

[da_Sickness]

carmen maybe you can show us some pics of yourself and everyone will all calm the fuck down

 

[powellsy]

they were so funny the man was the icing on the cake that was so small

 

[Piccolo]

oh my god, poor guy, hope that picture is not for real, and Carmen i laughed my ass of where did you gatherall that stuff, lol, post more, i luv it

 

[lsdgeyser]

If I was the guy in that picture, I would shoot myself. But, since I'm not him, :rofl: :rofl:

 

[clogsmoni]

great thread

 

[guspulgas]

Is it in yet?

 

[Becks...poamr]

Carmen Luvana[/URL][/B], post: 164774, member: 5066"]At least this won't take long.

I thought that one memorable night. :1orglaugh

 

[hillhopper]

Old thread I had to bump! HA! ha!

 

[feller469]

this thread is barely older than R. Kelly's biotches....

it is sad to see that the hatred toward OCSMs is as old as the forum

 

[BlueBalls]

Wow, who knew old FreeOnes was filled with such angry people.

Oh wait! Of course it was filled with angry people, it's exactly the same now! GOD DAMMIT!!!

Ahhhhhhh, now that my self esteem is back up, I need to fuck or kill something. Maybe both.
But not at the same time of course . . . okay, maybe at the same time.
But with different things of course . . . okay, maybe the same thing.
But definitely fuck before I kill otherwise it's just weird . . . okay, it might be fun to do it the other way.
But I definitely wont tell anyone about it . . . we'll have to wait and see what happens. :dunno:

Er, yeah

 

[StanScratch]

One time when I took off my pants, I could have sworn I heard a gerbil snicker.
My dick is like a tree. Tree inches.
At least I don't have to worry about getting it stuck in the zipper.
I once went to a porn addition. I was turned down when they said "Sorry, this is not a lesbian scene".

 

[Shadowfax 10]

I like to laugh and joke but I can't help imagine but feel guilty about the poor bloke being the butt of jokes. Would we laugh at a woman if she had small breasts.

 

[The Grasshopper]

His tongue can't be as short as his pecker at least that's something. :dunno:

18. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?

:1orglaugh

Gave me a chuckle. I wonder what it was like having Carmen here. :lovecoupl

 

[hillhopper]

I like to laugh and joke but I can't help imagine but feel guilty about the poor bloke being the butt of jokes. Would we laugh at a woman if she had small breasts.

Not if she had great nipples! LOL!