Thiefs....

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
Why? I plan to move to a large city in a few years, and I look forward to getting rid of the car I have.

That's not a good idea.

You need to live in a rural area.
 

PirateKing

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Lot of stolen x-boxes. I can't stand that there are people who get by stealing while I and many other people have to work their asses off to buys these things.

I left a note where it was taken, addressed to the thief, which kindly says that I would like the bike back and milks sympathy. Not gonna do shit probably, but it's better than nothing. I hate being wary of people in my neighborhood.

That's not a good idea.

You need to live in a rural area.
Why should I have to accommodate because of scum?
 
Actually, I can't believe I forgot this. I was at work and put my backpack (since I walked from school to work) in the b ack room and somebody ended up taking my headphones that were in there as well as a dollar I had in there. Such petty shit, I don't understand why people do that.
 
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No area is safe anymore and there are thieves and opportunists everywhere, they are often the people you'd least suspect. Part of the anger (especially when I was burgled) is never knowing who it was, never finding that out kinda never gives you closure and stays at the back of your mind.


"Thieves"

A bike? Buy a car.

So, you have never stolen anything before?

I have from a few stores. I don't do that any more.






Buy a car.
Cars get stolen too, probably more often than bikes and the cost of that will be much higher. You can also get carjacked or even forced to drive your car at gunpoint to the nearest ATM and forced to use your card to withdraw cash, then driven miles into nowhere and pushed out. Can't imagine being bikejacked.


Says the "PirateKing". :facepalm:

I still like pirates though.
Piracy, not so glamarous now eh!
 
A couple years ago I was visiting my sister and brother-in-law and I was sleeping on their couch (to drunk to drive), about 4 am some guy comes creeping in the back door. I with my quick thinking and cat like reflexes grab my brother-in-law's combat helmet and smack the guy in the back of the head with it, then my brother-in-law comes in with a 9mm and the guy screamed. When the police showed up 15 minutes later we were sitting on the couch watching TV with the guy at gunpoint.
Later we found out the prick was only 16, some parents need to spend more time beating their kids.

After I highschool I had a shitty apartment that I had lived in for mabey 3 weeks when some guy tried to force his way in the door, until I showed him what I kept in the gun rack behind the door. I decided I didn't like that apartment anymore, by the end of the week I moved out.
 

TheOrangeCat

AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
One of the local morons once stole a Diablo bush out of my front yard because, one night while walking passed it pissed up and high, he thought it was a pot plant and was half way down the road with it in his hand before he realised it wasn't.

I laughed so hard it was worth losing the bush.
 
ive had two bikes stolen, one from a locked shed, one locked to a pole outside of work.
now i take a wheel and the seat with me, that deters them. also had an apartment broken into with goods stolen. no longer keep things of great value, as when they're stolen, they're useless. plus its easier to move with less "stuff".
never that upset, though. ive stolen my fair share in the past. nothing in this life is free, we pay somewhere, somehow.
 
I was riding my bike downtown when I saw some thugs run out of a smoke shop with their arms full of merchandise with the owner chasing them. I followed them on my bike, when the got into a car.

I chased the car on my bike to an intersection and caught up, I hurled my bike at their car, but missed. (I was going to pull a Grand Theft Auto on their ass)

The car turned just as a cop pulled up and was like, "did you fall?"

I told the officer, "stop that car they just jacked my friends shop"
He totally did and nabbed those thieves.
I hope I get a reward.

I have not been laid in a long time.
 

bofuvum

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I used to steal alcohol from my dad's liquor cabinet. And I got my bike jacked in the 7th grade and in the 6th grade. Both times it was a mexican kid. j/k. No it's a true statement but I'm not prejudice I was just trying to be funny.

White people steal too. But it's usually hundreds of millions of dollars from corporations and banks and then ask for a bailout and laugh their ass off all the way to the bank and then they repeat the process. this is not funny
 
A fucking pox on them. The neighborhood I live in is relatively decent, so I was not expecting my bike to be taken after leaving it unattended and unlocked for just a couple minutes. One of the very few times I let my guard down too...
They're the reason why we can't trust our fellow man. I'll bet it was some damn young adolescent though. Can't do shit about it.

I'm seething with unbridled rage right now. Mostly because of the lack of decency, but also because someone got the best of me and made me this angry.

So how many of you have been the victim of some POS cockless thief? Share your story. If you're a thief then also feel free to share your story of how you snatched something right from under the nose of some sap, so that I neg rep the fuck out of you.

It's weird how they pick their victims.
I suppose it starts with what they want but don't want to, or, can't afford to buy.

I don't (didn't) live in a particularly nice neighborhood but never had a single thing taken from my yard/house/vehicle, whatever, I think because I was the craziest muthufucker on the block.

Never had a thing stolen and I left real expensive shit laying around all the time (drunkards have a tendency to just forget stuff!).

Go figure...
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Coincidentally, I am currently watching an episode of The X-Files called "Theef."
 

PirateKing

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This just in: one of the neighborhood kids stole it, and brought it back to me today. His mom must have given him a scolding when she found out he had it. Little brat. I wanted to berate him fully for taking it but he put on that act where he cowered his head and kept apologizing. I gave him a brief lecture about not stealing shit then told him to mosey on. I can't stay mad when he just decides to bring it back, plus he was like 13.

Kids these days....And here I was expecting it to be the neighborhood crackhead.
 

bahodeme

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Good news.:thumbsup:
 
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