Thiefs....

PirateKing

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A fucking pox on them. The neighborhood I live in is relatively decent, so I was not expecting my bike to be taken after leaving it unattended and unlocked for just a couple minutes. One of the very few times I let my guard down too...
They're the reason why we can't trust our fellow man. I'll bet it was some damn young adolescent though. Can't do shit about it.

I'm seething with unbridled rage right now. Mostly because of the lack of decency, but also because someone got the best of me and made me this angry.

So how many of you have been the victim of some POS cockless thief? Share your story. If you're a thief then also feel free to share your story of how you snatched something right from under the nose of some sap, so that I neg rep the fuck out of you.
 

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somebody broke into my car and stole my shoes once.
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At least they left the pants.
 
Somebody tried to steal a hanging ornament off my front porch once. I was coming home at the time and walked up on him and was like "Can I help you?". He ran off. Needless to say that the ornament and all my porch furniture were stolen no more than two weeks later. Fuckin' derelicts.
 

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My sympathies go out to you poor chaps.

I wonder if my bike's being traded for heroin right now. Or maybe the thief is enjoying it's slick maneuverability and speed while riding it all across town. Pisses me off to think about it. I loved that bike. :crying:
 
Almost forgot last night we had 3 garages broken into (we rent them on a site that has around 40 garages to let), it seems nothing was taken (they store business stock that isn't easily resellable) but all the brenton bolts were ripped off so they can't be locked until the bolts are rewelded meaning i've got a few sleepless nights to worry about. Even if these POS's don't steal the stuff they could easily torch it just for kicks. They've broken in once before and stole £50 worth of shelving which we hadn't even opened :mad:

My sympathies go out to you poor chaps.

I wonder if my bike's being traded for heroin right now. Or maybe the thief is enjoying it's slick maneuverability and speed while riding it all across town. Pisses me off to think about it. I loved that bike. :crying:
Sorry to say but the POS isn't probably treating your bike very well as they didn't work hard to acquire it, probably gonna sell it for a nights worth of drugs and women or smash if for kicks but you never know there could be a happy ending and you get it back.
 
I've had a few bikes stolen. Since I refuse to buy a car, they are usually my only means of commuting and I spend a considerable amount of money on them. It makes me rage. Who walks around with bolt cutters? I've also had one stolen from inside the hotel I work at. Punk asses.

My moms house has been robbed too. The cops don't do shit for burglaries and insurance doesn't give you your moneys worth. But the worst part was, my mom became a nutcase after the break in. If I ever catch the assholes who did it, I'll drag them to my moms house and beat the shit out of them in front of her just to give her some peace of mind.

Fuck thieves.
 
The neighborhood I live in is relatively decent

You wouldn't happen to live in the Tenderloin, would you? :eek:


By the way, the plural of thief is thieves, not thiefs.
 

PirateKing

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You wouldn't happen to live in the Tenderloin, would you? :eek:


By the way, the plural of thief is thieves, not thiefs.
I knew that....That's how the hip people spell it. :2 cents: Caught your attention didn't it?

But I live in a residential that's about halfway between say suburbia and the tenderloin on the neighborhood spectrum. :dunno:
 
Came home after work to find my back door window open, the only thing that was not locked in the hours. My xbox, wii, laptop, camera, gone…
 

PirateKing

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I could find and kill the thief for you, if you'd like.

Not that I'm into that sort of thing...
No...if he hands over the bike then a few broken bones and some salt in his lacerations will suffice.

A bike? Buy a car.
A bike is more practical these days, at least for me. For starters, I get my exercise by riding it to work which is only about 15 blocks away and I save a ton of money on gas, which is fucking ridiculous. Plus I don't have to deal with idiots on the road as often.
 
someone threw a rock through my brother's car window for no reason, and i got a bike stolen out of the back room at my work. fuck theives. the only time to steal is the necessities and preferably from a corporate owned store. like food from wallmart :tongue: i'm not condoning stealing, but hypothetically if you had to, that would be the only viable reason i could imagine
 
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