The Year in Review - Britney's Cumtrainer 2016 Retrospective

[BritneySwallows]

Thought I'd try something new as 2016 comes to a close with Christmas lurking around the corner. Why not do a little illustrated retrospective of the past 12 months on Cumtrainer. What was new, what changed, what were my feelings and thoughts on shooting the new material? Plenty of fun anecdotes to share, lots of fond memories as I look back on a pretty good year in porn. Let's get started right away with a few observations on "Jizz Champagne Cumdrinking", the New Years Eve video 2015 and technically the first video of this year 2016.



Instead of fireworks I had a different kind of banging planned and it came out great. I simply had to end the year with a cum drinking scene, it's only fitting for a site called Cumtrainer. I love how I can see my progression as a "filmmaker" in this one. The whole year's output has been moving away from boring and repetitive penetration shots and I think I found a pretty good way to shoot hardcore while actually showing the interesting bits and that's not always just cock-in-ass or pounding pussy for minutes on end. Shooting this way is a heck of a lot more complicated but the results are usually more visually appealing. Except for a lost audio-track (I assume the mic got knocked out by one of my boobs) things went great, there's a bit of music in the first half now to make up for the silence. I'm realizing more and more that every scene I shoot is one more lesson in "what not to do" the next time. I'm constantly learning from my mistakes. The hardest thing I struggle with is not having a camera person, but that's the way we shoot and it has its advantages too. It's intimate, it's close-up and authentic. I think I've developed my style in 2015 more than in any other year of shooting. It was quite daring to dabble in Softcore porn as much as I did last year but it seems that kind of bonus video has its followers too and I simply love the new "Video Quickies". We've always tried to shoot porn differently by bringing back the charm and fun and I still keep getting feedback from couples or husbands thanking me for getting their girlfriends and wives to finally watch (and in many cases even emulate) internet porn. That, above all things, makes me very happy. - Now let's move on to January 2016

 

[BritneySwallows]

First week of January the busty Sperm Burglar returned for a quick protein snack. Still haven't found out who that woman is and why hubby is even remotely interested in fucking her. Sure she's got the tits but she's nowhere near as cute and charming as me, right? Also she's not even properly swallowing his cum, pshaw, no reason to be worried about this kind of "competition". Poor guy has to come on her nylon head-mask because she's either to shy or too ugly to reveal her face. Nah, I'm not worried, nor am I jealous. If he needs to spunk a load into some other woman's spunk-hole on occasion, that's fine with me. Hey Lady, leave the difficult stuff to the experienced MILF here. Check out my upcoming ass-to-mouth videos and let me show you how a truly submissive Wifey puts the HARD back into Hardcore.





The day this was released I also shared my thoughts on Xmas Eve 2015 and the subsequent computer gaming overload:
Plenty of Game-gifting this Christmas: Bloodborne is probably headed back to GameStop, too difficult for yours truly and not that intriguing visually to justify the time that needs to be invested. I remember really liking the atmosphere in Demon Souls, but that game had me in tears of frustration. Also got "Until Dawn" on PS4 which is kinda neat and we'll probably keep going with that one. My grafix favorite was Battlefield Hardline (yes, the cop-show game with the horrible reviews) which I thought looked pretty damn stunning. Possibly crap gameplay, I'm not that far in, but I love the look so far. GTA V is downloading as we speak. Just played the Fargo bank-heist intro on PS3 a long time ago and I'm looking forward to finally playing it with PC grafix. Not a the hugest fan of the franchise but this might be the one I can get into. We'll see. Played a little bit of Hearthstone again over the Christmas holidays which I still think is one of the greatest games ever. I'm not that good, but it's a fabulous card game. Ronin on PC looks fun, only played 20 minutes. It's similar to Mark of the Ninja which was awesome but puts a different spin on it. I finally finished "Life is strange" Ep.1 - the time travel teeny game. Too teeny so far for me but I'm told it gets interesting later on. Still haven't bought the ep 2-5 season pass. For some reason I decided to install Guild Wars 2 (free to play) yesterday, probably misguided World of Warcraft nostalgia. Sunk an hour into that after putting the little one to bed. It looks good not sure if I like the handling though and I doubt I'll have the opportunity to invest a lot of time in that game with all the unfinished triple AAA titles in my Steam library. Isn't it a weird era we live in where you spend more time deliberating which game to play than actually playing all the stuff that's accumulating in your libraries?

 

[BritneySwallows]

Obviously I'm skipping a few milestones for the sake of brevity, but I'd like to mention the January 21 release of "Throat Lube", a video inspired by MythBusters I suppose. Should have called it PornBusters or ThroatBusters. Anyway, so I recorded an argument with hubby (who ist still unimpressed by my deepthroating skills btw.) whether lubricants would help women deepthroat more easily. Turns out, yes it does, at least a little bit. A written synopsis doesn't quite do it justice, luckily you can check out the scientific results of my self-experiment on video.



As an honorable mention for the month of January I should probably add the relase of the "Boob Lube" photos & gifs which we shot on GoPro 4K so I could make little animations for my Tumblr. It is a pretty awesome set, animated gif or still photo, my tits look amazing in this close-up extreme wide angle setup.

 

[BritneySwallows]

More awesome big tits action as we move into February with the release of "Video Quickie 11 - Udders & Throat". Guess the title is pretty much self-explanatory. Like most Video Quickies this one focused on one particular kink, namely tit-play and quite a bit of nipple pinching. Somewhat more on the painful side this time rather than pleasurable but I love when it looks great on video and I guess that's the bigger turn on for me when it comes to shooting stuff. I played around with mirroring the scene in Final Cut because I couldn't make up my mind whether it looked better upside-down. You be the judge. The whole throat-fucking business is more of an aside (just needed something to do quite frankly). I didn't just want to be the "cow that gets milked", you know, have my "udders" dangling above the camera while I stared off into space, bored out of my mind. So there you go. No angry letters about missing cumshots please, this is not that kind of splooge movie. And if you're an ass-man, I guess you'll probably want to skip this one

 

[BritneySwallows]

My personal high- and lowlight in February: Return of the Bag Lady. Yeah you know who I'm talking about. Let me give you some background info on how this was a typical "shit happens but you gotta shoot anyway" scenario.

Ok so it wasn't a worst-case scenario, but close. The Undead didn't rise nor did I die in a Pandemic. I did however have a skin rash on my face, a cold sore on my lip and my period on the same day. Not a huge deal if you're alone, locked into your apartment watching X-Files in bed. Big deal if it's Shooting Day and you're a pornstar. It's happened before, the period thing and the fever blister I mean. Not all three at once. - So, what was I to do? Fast thinker that I am I decided on doing a re-make of "Bag Head" (remember the busty bag lady?) but put a spin on it by going anal this time due to my menstrual handicap. Porn sequel, yay. Turns out it was a pretty good idea. You've seen my face plenty before, so who cares, right? That day it was going to be all Tits & Ass and - despite the limitations - there's some pretty good looking moments in this one. You can probably tell that Mr. Dickie got seriously excited about his all-night VIP Backstage Pass. That was a euphemism for anal sex. - Watch the last minute's epilogue and you'll know what I mean. The man just couldn't get enough of my ass...

BTW the video's full title is "Baghead 2: Anal Assassin"

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Just out of curiosity, if it's not to personal a question. Outside of your professional work situation....site/videos/side jobs...what's the most number of loads, you think you've swallowed, and from how many differant cocks, in one day?


Keep in mind I have no knowledge of you, or your work, so please don't be offended if you only work with one guy.

 

[BritneySwallows]

To quickly address TheWhiteDevil's question, yes, I've been working with one guy since 1999. Let's call him hubby. - As for ye olde quantity question, I've written a short piece for MV (on Nov 7 2015) which you can check out on this page. Here's an excerpt, however I didn't adjust the numbers for 2016:

Including my private life as well as all the porn shoots I've done for Cumtrainer, I probably swallowed an average of 6 loads of cum per week. That’s counting the occasional 10, 20, 40 loads at bukkake events etc. - So like I said, it’s just an average estimate which adds up to about 312 load per year (so basically I’m a daily swallower, at least on paper). Multiply that by 16 years in the amateur cock-sucking business and you get almost 5000 loads swallowed. If my math is correct that’s about 30 litres or roughly 8 gallons of ejaculate.

Click the pic for another long blog post on the story behind these old Gokkun promo pics.

 

[BritneySwallows]

Moving right along to my personal favorite video in March 2016: "Best of Neglected" - Strange movie title, I know. The reason I picked this one is because the clip doesn't just have one central theme, except for that there's a few things merged in this release that are usually kinda neglected on Cumtrainer. Kinks like face-sitting and eating pussy. Then there's the handjob (which is almost a rarity in my back catalogue), some balls-on-lips shots (which I absolutely need to do more of), some plain vanilla pussy fucking and a manual cumshot instead of the usual cock sucking or assfucking finish. So you see my point. There's a bit of everything as my way of saying "sorry, there should be more of that". As much as I like my pussy licked in private I do find it terribly awkward to shoot. That's my story and I'm sticking with it. - In the end I have to go by my own desires most of the time as they are the main motivation to keep shooting. Maybe the fact that this clip could be classified as plain "girlfriend sex" - a category I've been trying to avoid for 17 years - is the variation some of you have been waiting for. I never really know what gets the fans off until I get the feedback mails. So please let me know what you'd like to see more of. As always, thanks guys for messaging me your ideas, talk to you in the chat!

 

[BritneySwallows]

The 15th video release in 2016 (on April 5th, to be precise) was a little gem called "Rough Throat Endurance Test". Handcuffed and face-fucked in what's probably the roughest scene I've shot to date. Some of you have been asking for a proper maledom shoot for a long time and in think I kinda pulled it off this spring. Better late than never. A few nights before this shoot I had experienced a rude awakening as my head was suddenly and quite aggressively turned into some kind of human Fleshlight. Hubby had bunched up my hair into a ponytail and yanked my head back and forth as he jerked himself off at what must have been three in the morning. Once I got over the initial panic attack, stopped fighting back and got to grips with my gag reflex it actually worked pretty well and that nocturnal incident gave me the idea for the next video.

I suggested adding restraints (handcuffs) into the mix so I wouldn't be able to use my hands for safety. Instead of doing the rag-doll routine (limp head) I decided to borrow the concept of imbalance from the few BDSM & Bondage scenes I'd watched over the years. By kneeling a couple of inches too far away from my partner I'd be tipping over and straight onto the cock, thereby pushing it deeper into my throat, unless of course hubby pulled me back up by the pony tail. You can see that see-saw mechanic right in the first minute of the video where I repeatedly topple over and clumsily break the fall by choking myself on his dick. You'll also notice my high heels lifted off the ground. That happened not because I tried to look sexy but simply because I was constantly falling over. - I was thrilled with this shoot as I hadn't been this excited about me trying something challenging in a while. I wouldn't call it an ordeal, not at all, but it really did get my adrenaline pumping and I had a moment where I panicked a bit (minute 02:44 - 02:57). Now in a perfect world without gag-reflex I'd gone balls deep instead of just three quarters down but I already threw up in my mouth at 01:27 therefore I chose to play it safe and not ruin the movie by barfing on the sofa. I'm getting there, just give me a little more time to practice.

 

[BritneySwallows]

A new character - or should I say a new Alter Ego - hits the spotlight on Tuesday, 12-Apr-2016. I called her Bookworm and the video's full title was "Bookworm Anal (ATM)". Yeah, that's not in reference to cash machines but an abbreviation for ass-to-mouth. Let me explain how the scene ended up as a butt fucking shoot: A younger, less dedicated woman might tell you, oh not today sweetie, I've got my period, I feel bloated and I have a slight headache. The usual excuses. You've heard them a thousand times. A more mature woman, a more submissive milf like myself on the other hand can be much more pragmatic. Honey, feel free to stuff your dick into my asshole but I'm just gonna keep reading if you don't mind. So yes, age has its downsides (like far-sightedness and reading glasses, which some of you find sexy btw.) but the upsides are clearly worth it in my opinion. Everybody wins, I got to spend some quality time with Brandon Sanderson and Mr. Testosterone had his way with my asshole. Sometimes romance has to take the back-seat while hubby takes the back-door. Now there's some useful relationship advice you won't get from Dr. Phil. Looking back at this video eight months later and with very fond memories, I'm absolutely certain that Miss Bookworm will return at some point in the near future with a new pair of reading glasses, a new novel and a lubed-up sphincter.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Fucking yes! Britney is back! And that gokkun, oh yes oh yes!

 

[acenipplelicker]

To quickly address TheWhiteDevil's question, yes, I've been working with one guy since 1999. Let's call him hubby. - As for ye olde quantity question, I've written a short piece for MV (on Nov 7 2015) which you can check out on this page. Here's an excerpt, however I didn't adjust the numbers for 2016:





Click the pic for another long blog post on the story behind these old Gokkun promo pics.

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