The Worst Burgers in America

Spleen

Banned?
Is it all about calories? That list smells of fail. Just because it's extremely fattening doesn't make it a bad burger. Taste is all that should matter. Taste, and common sense not to eat 2 of them every day.
 
The key to making a really shitty burger (no pun intended) is lots of stuff that's bad for you. Mayo, bacon, cheese, bread...greese. I dare say I'd kick anybody's ass on the forum to a grill off when it comes to burgers. :yesyes:
 

Kingfisher

Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
Almost all of those places listed, none of them are anywhere near me.
 

Jagger69

Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
Is it all about calories? That list smells of fail. Just because it's extremely fattening doesn't make it a bad burger. Taste is all that should matter. Taste, and common sense not to eat 2 of them every day.

The guy wrote a book about what to eat and what not to eat at typical franchise joints. It's all about calories, fat, cholesterol and salt. Last year's winner was the BK triple-stacker bacon cheeseburger if I recall.
 

ApolloBalboa

Was King of the Board for a Day
Is it all about calories? That list smells of fail. Just because it's extremely fattening doesn't make it a bad burger. Taste is all that should matter. Taste, and common sense not to eat 2 of them every day.

Almost every time I've seen the words "The Worst" in front of something food-related, it usually always refers to calories. Taste is something entirely different when it comes to food rankings, and seems to never be included, though I guess nobody really cares about it when health is concerned.
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
Is this the Eat This Not That guy? Reading his book told me what tomato soup's not to buy.
 

Jagger69

Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
Is this the Eat This Not That guy? Reading his book told me what tomato soup's not to buy.

Yes, it's him. Good advice, really. But then again I'm off on the healthy shit that pisses Odysseus off so please forgive me once again Father I have sinned and know not what I do.
 
Is it all about calories? That list smells of fail. Just because it's extremely fattening doesn't make it a bad burger. Taste is all that should matter. Taste, and common sense not to eat 2 of them every day.

Stop using logic. You're making too much sense.
 
I love how there's a caloric equivalent, as if we don't know that 150000000 calories is a fuck load of calories.

That being said, I don't think I've eaten at any of those places in the last 10 years.
 

Supafly

Retired Mod
Bronze Member
I have no ability to eat any of these in my area so I'm safe I guess.

Living in the Little House in the Prairie has it's advantages!

Here in my hometown of Kiel, Germany, for long years, obviously McDonalds has oiled the wheels in the senate. So there were no Burger King or Subway concessions.

Since around ten years, this has changed, and we have a LOT of these places around town, they even closed down some that were opened out of sheer hope.

I can say I rather prefer the Burger King variation, yet I want to try a recipe I saw on television, a percectly healthy burger, made from fresh grinded steak, onions, garlic and sauce not based on heavy fats

Honestly. all of that glutamates in the junk food (And in most of the normal foods) are really dangerous and I am in the process of getting out of that addiction.
 

emceeemcee

Banned
Calorie counting is an extremely pussafying thing for a man to do.


Get rid of the bun and any sugary sauces on it then eat the rest of it no problem regardless of fat content. The more fat the better actually.
 
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