Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl “Will you marry me?” The girl said, “NO!” And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank **** and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
The end
The end
