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Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I take a fucking break from this dump for a little while and none of you cock chuggers has the nutsack to start a Troll of the Year poll? Fuck.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I just noted the Asshat of the Year contest in the members only section. You all still suck. Except for Dirl. He blows.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
That's nothing. I once had a chubby chick blow me after some Buffalo Wild Wings on 35 cent wing night.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
You're my idol.

Incidentally, did she still have wing sauce on her mouth? That could hurt.

My late friend once told me, his girlfriend, common law wife at the time sucked his cock after eating a jalapeno pepper. He said it was on of the most intense bj's he's ever gotten. I guess she would occasionally take a swig of cold beer, and hold it in her mouth at the same time.
 
My late friend once told me, his girlfriend, common law wife at the time sucked his cock after eating a jalapeno pepper. He said it was on of the most intense bj's he's ever gotten. I guess she would occasionally take a swig of cold beer, and hold it in her mouth at the same time.

Hmm. Cock flavoured beer. I bet it would be a big seller with the FreeOnes crowd.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Hmm. Cock flavoured beer. I bet it would be a big seller with the FreeOnes crowd.

Oh no! She was a swallower...never would she spit it back in the bottle.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Sincerity is for homos. Welcome to the jungle, you goddamn troll.
 

xfire

New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
Whatever happened to boilover? He was a hoot. Sometimes I think he uses other usernames. I thought for a while Ron Dangler might be boilover in disguise, but he's not trolly enough.
 
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