I actually tried to make an actual dam calendar but I suck and I'm too cheap to download new programs capable of doing the task easily. And, yeah, it's a little early but just suck it.
A thought just occurred to me. The S&M community as a whole probably sees that picture and thinks, "No way am I shitting in that guy's mouth. He looks trashy."
Collect for me the most troll-like, offensive or silly-assed posts you kind find and to whom they are attributed and I'll get on it. And nominees, too.