The things you HATE about porn

[pool_hustler]

i never understand why they do that maybe they 'self conscious' (i don't if is the good word?) about their penis size :dunno: anyway i don't see the interest to make porn if you can't see anything!
and goddamn Hitomi Tanaka :crying:

No, it has nothing to do with that. It's literally against the law.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pornography_in_Japan

Unless a thread was particularly horrid or dull, why not bump them after they have been inactive a while? Better than starting four new threads on it.

Yes.

 

[CrimsonBolt]

TOO MUCH blow job action. The 5 or 10 minutes of cock sucking is way to much

i can watch Faye Reagan giving head all day long :blowjob:
so sexy i like blowjobs it's one of the best part especially if is filmed in POV
what i dislike is ball sucking and ass licking (when i say ass licking is when the girl lick the man ass, i don't want to see men's ass anyway)

No, it has nothing to do with that. It's literally against the law.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pornography_in_Japan

they made that law because they fear that us (the other people) laugh about their size, anyway we already know how small they are :1orglaugh

and that's the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth!

 

[Nester6]

to pay for it

There is not enough of it!

 

[Anonyne#017]

Unless a thread was particularly horrid or dull, why not bump them after they have been inactive a while? Better than starting four new threads on it.

I agree. Logic behind; "I've seen this thread somewhere 5 years ago. Noone is allowed to talk about it ever again, case closed...forever" kind of fails, but I'm not going to comment when a new thread over old thread is a better idea.

Thought I find word "HATE" and even being capitalized, pretty strong to describe one's feelings of wathing porn... but I can somewhat understand the origin... I'll stick with same view than with another peevee thread while ago and suggest a psychologist to anyone taking their "not for my taste" into a levels of obsessive hatred. Do these masochist people actually watch porn while swearing; "Fuck, fuck, I hate this shit! I hate when she is doing like that! I hate when he is doing like this!", while simultaneously doing their *fap, fap, fab* with blood veins bursting from their penis from all that rage wanking?...
:eek:

 

[markcoucill]

Fake orgasms and girls pretending they love anal sex.Basicaly fake anything.

 

[ospice003]

Girls gagging on cocks until they almost puke. Hate it.

 

[Scancunt42]

good thread Here we go...

i don't understand the foot fetish thing...
performers not fully naked
bad camera angles (PassionHD for example)
the fact that it's still a taboo topic
low quality videos (it has to be at least 480p for me to enjoy)
not full length videos
japanese censorhip of genitals
the fact that interracial porn is a thing,because i don't fucking care
"you must be 18 or over" warnings (Now i'm over 18,but even if i wasn't,fuck off - ya know what i'm sayin?)
bad boobjobs
bad acting

And that's it. Nothing is perfect i guess

 

[Aaliyah Love]

Girls gagging on cocks until they almost puke. Hate it.

..how do you think WE feel? tehehe jk!

 

[mekhet]

Just about anything Max Hardcore has ever made.

 

[BusterLoads]

just about anything max hardcore has ever made.

qft.

 

[horn_dog]

Just about anything Max Hardcore has ever made.

I totally agree. Seen maybe less than 5 minutes of it, but that's too much already. Traumatized for life.

The most frequent isssues I have with mainstream porn are:

Asshole guys who don't know what the fuck they're supposed to do exctly, which is to
1) respect the pussy
2) fuck her good, fuck her right
3) and SHUT THE FUCK UP.
But nooo!! Instead these assholes moan like bitches, keep yapping like an old hag as if that's what they are getting paid for. Or they try to be the star of damn video.

If the guy is hideously ugly, retarded, fatter than Peter Griffin, skinnier than starvin Marvin, then don't zoom in his face, damn it!! Or showcase his ridiculous body.

Digital Playground.

Photoshopped women.

Licking the guy's asshole. Even if I'd like it, I wouldn't want to see some guy's ASSHOLE. Seeing his penis is enough.

Bad acting. If you can't act, then ditch the dialogue and stick to just fucking

Cuckold porn. Bring me a bucket so I can puke in it, please!

Mother and daughter fantasies. Bucket, please!

DP. I hate crowded places.
Now, if a woman is fucking a guy and sucks another guy's dick at the same time, it's ok because I get to fantasize about doing both things at the same time.

Always cumming on the face when it's supposed to be right in the pussy.

Fake giant dicks that squirt gallons of fake semen. wtf!?!

HC videos that are shot 10 miles away. You don't see actual penetration or only the dick. Let me see the pussy! But do what Digital Playground does and only show the pussy, not the woman.

That's all I can think of right now.

 

[Gape_Fan]

Hot redheads who do 1 or 2 scenes then disappear

 

[Aaliyah Love]

I totally agree. Seen maybe less than 5 minutes of it, but that's too much already. Traumatized for life.

The most frequent isssues I have with mainstream porn are:

Asshole guys who don't know what the fuck they're supposed to do exctly, which is to
1) respect the pussy
2) fuck her good, fuck her right
3) and SHUT THE FUCK UP.
But nooo!! Instead these assholes moan like bitches, keep yapping like an old hag as if that's what they are getting paid for. Or they try to be the star of damn video.

If the guy is hideously ugly, retarded, fatter than Peter Griffin, skinnier than starvin Marvin, then don't zoom in his face, damn it!! Or showcase his ridiculous body.

Digital Playground.

Photoshopped women.

Licking the guy's asshole. Even if I'd like it, I wouldn't want to see some guy's ASSHOLE. Seeing his penis is enough.

Bad acting. If you can't act, then ditch the dialogue and stick to just fucking

Cuckold porn. Bring me a bucket so I can puke in it, please!

Mother and daughter fantasies. Bucket, please!

DP. I hate crowded places.
Now, if a woman is fucking a guy and sucks another guy's dick at the same time, it's ok because I get to fantasize about doing both things at the same time.

Always cumming on the face when it's supposed to be right in the pussy.

Fake giant dicks that squirt gallons of fake semen. wtf!?!

HC videos that are shot 10 miles away. You don't see actual penetration or only the dick. Let me see the pussy! But do what Digital Playground does and only show the pussy, not the woman.

That's all I can think of right now.

I actually agree with all of this, except the cuckold and Digital Playground bits.. can I ask what you don't like about Digital scenes? I'm just curious..
And yes although I don't mind a rimjob sometimes, I don't like it in the scenes (guys ass being licked) it just kills it for me.

and just FYI...I'm doing my part! When the male talent does any of the 3 things you mentioned, I never work with them again. Some of these guys fuck like they have something to prove to the director and the camera, and treat me like crap, hurt me, are way too rough than they need to be. wel guess what. they may get to fuck me and get a paycheck once, but I will replace them every time their name comes up for a scene again. and I ALWAYS request to know who my talent is before the shoot. Some of these guys have NO IDEA how much money they have technically lost due to me replacing them LOL!

 

[BusterLoads]

I hate when the guy jerks his own cumshot out.
I hate when girls act all prissy about taking a facial.

 

[Namenlos]

- Girls barely past college age classified as "mature" and girls who are not mothers classified as MILFs.
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Agreed. It also kinda pisses me of that 30-year-olds are sometimes called MILFs.

I also dislike girls with full sleeves and tattoos on their hands or above the collar. That's just nasty.

 

[BusterLoads]

Tattoos on women don't bother me like it does most guys but full sleeves on girls is just too distracting.

 

[BusterLoads]

I hate when I see a scene from one girl that's really good, and then every single scene I see her in afterwards is pure shit.

I hate when a girl uses more than one name or has a bunch of different spellings for one name.

I absolutely detest when a girl has to twist her body around to make sure the camera sees her face rather than focusing on the guy she's fucking. I don't know if that's her call or the director's call but it fucking irks me.

I hate goofy looking positions.

 

[horn_dog]

I actually agree with all of this, except the cuckold and Digital Playground bits.. can I ask what you don't like about Digital scenes? I'm just curious..

Ofcourse you're ok with cuckold, you're a gal! I'd be ok too.
The thing I don't like about DP is the fact that their films are, how should I say this... too glossy? They remind me of a soapopera. And they have gorgeus women but they keep the cam zoomed in on the pussy! I want to enjoy the whole woman in the shot. It especially irritates me, when the pussy is not to my liking. Riley's pussy is very pretty, but I want to see all of her!

 

[Deepcover]

I'm not into BDSM or any type of abuse/humiliation...Don't like golden shower porn or feces....Ewwwwwwwwwwukey:

 

[Aaliyah Love]

I hate when I see a scene from one girl that's really good, and then every single scene I see her in afterwards is pure shit.

I hate when a girl uses more than one name or has a bunch of different spellings for one name.

I absolutely detest when a girl has to twist her body around to make sure the camera sees her face rather than focusing on the guy she's fucking. I don't know if that's her call or the director's call but it fucking irks me.

I hate goofy looking positions.

It's the directors cal. I used to make eye contact and kiss the guys. Until I was told 100x in a row "always look at the camera, or at the dick"