The Thanksgiving 2019 Edition Of "Is It OK To Leave Children Alone With Phil Swift?"

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Whether you've changed or you think his mental health has improved do you think it's a good idea to leave children(either gender but normally under 13 years of age) alone with Phil Swift for a period of possibly several hours or even a few minutes completely unattended, unmonitored, and unsupervised?

 

[assari]

I think it is wrong to mock a man who is obviously mentally retarded and a pedophile!

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I think it is wrong to mock a man who is obviously mentally retarded and a pedophile!

Do you know what he keeps in his pockets? Flex Seal is supposed to be 36% semen that Phil Swift cranked right out of his own sack. It's amazing but strange how he can keep up with the ordering and shipping demands.

 

[assari]

Do you know what he keeps in his pockets? Flex Seal is supposed to be 36% semen that Phil Swift cranked right out of his own sack. It's amazing but strange how he can keep up with the ordering and shipping demands.

If he's a rich man then many women want their children to inherit his genes but hardly his appearance and manners.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

If he's a rich man then many women want their children to inherit his genes but hardly his appearance and manners.

But that doesn't mean they want Phil Swift inside their children's jeans... or does it since he's a rich man who could afford a premium hourly rate including any upselling they might be comfortable offering as long as he's not overly intoxicated?

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Happy thanksgiving all to applies

 

[FOUser#4510856320198a]

Anyone who saws a fucking boat in half, and glues the motherfucker back together so he can go tear-assing around the Everglades in it, has my complete trust. Retarded or not. Are you going with Indy, or are you going with the Nazis? Life's a crapshoot, man. He sawed a fuckin' boat in half, to make a point!

 

[Rey C.]

I need to recheck, but I don't think he's allowed to be within 500 feet of any grade school, is he?

But yeah, I'd give him a plate of food... and make him eat it down at the bottom of the driveway. I mean, it's Thanksgiving afterall.

Happy Thanksgiving to all the FreeOnes pervs and pervettes. Enjoy and be safe.