The Sony Hacking E-Mail Thing-A-Ma-Jig Stuffs

bobjustbob

bobjustbob

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This cyber attack was really about Sony cranking out Adam Sandler pictures. The brave studio will continue to stand their ground and stay strong.
 
Ace Boobtoucher

Ace Boobtoucher

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animus fox said:
I guess we're lucky that they went after something relatively inconsequential as a Hollywood movie studio. All I know is my lights are still on and my phone works.

The first shot in the next world war will be a keystroke.
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If they ever do put on some big boy pants and try to get froggy I bet BHO would find a way to appease them.
 
Ace Boobtoucher

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Sharpton to have say over how Sony makes movies

How is a person smart enough to reach the top of a giant corporation like Sony but so dumb as to bring in Al Sharpton as an expert on race in Hollywood, or as an expert on anything for that matter?

Looks like that long awaited reboot of Dolemite is finally going to get the green light.
 
Little Red Wagon Repairman

Little Red Wagon Repairman

Ladies, I Got Seventeen Dollars
Ace Boobtoucher said:
Sharpton to have say over how Sony makes movies

How is a person smart enough to reach the top of a giant corporation like Sony but so dumb as to bring in Al Sharpton as an expert on race in Hollywood, or as an expert on anything for that matter?

Looks like that long awaited reboot of Dolemite is finally going to get the green light.
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Abby, The Black Exorcist should be remade too. The original was charming. After the Devil entered her every other fella in town followed.

"Hear me demon! Leave this woman body!"

 
Jack Davenport

Jack Davenport

Dino, Richard Pryor covered this years ago. Talking about a black exorcist: "Lawd! We come to you today about a girl that is po-ssessed!!!! I mean the devil is actin' the motherfuckin' fool! Now girl! Get the cross out your pussy!"
 
Little Red Wagon Repairman

Little Red Wagon Repairman

Ladies, I Got Seventeen Dollars
bobjustbob

bobjustbob

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Does this also mean that Adam Sandler will have to put on a fat suit and dress?
 
Rey C.

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Ace Boobtoucher said:
Sharpton to have say over how Sony makes movies

How is a person smart enough to reach the top of a giant corporation like Sony but so dumb as to bring in Al Sharpton as an expert on race in Hollywood, or as an expert on anything for that matter?

Looks like that long awaited reboot of Dolemite is finally going to get the green light.
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Because Sony (and all the other Hollyweird studios) is run by limousine liberals who focus on the superficial and telling the sheeple what they want to hear. And with Reverend Al being the king of the superficial (at least whenever Jesse Jackson is busy), who else would they meet with? The only other Black people the studios are even aware of are Denzel Washington, Samuel L. Jackson and Chris Rock. Denzel was busy on a movie set. Samuel told Amy he'd have a dinner meeting with her, but only if she sucked his dick before the first entrée came out (she was willing to do it, but the Chairman of Sony put the kibosh on that). And Chris Rock is semi-retarded and just wanted to tell bad jokes. So Rev. Al it was.

Someone I know & despise works at Paramount. I hope they're next. I'll provide Lil Kim Jong with the email contact if he'll strike there. :yesyes:
 
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Lazarus

Seems scripts for films are being leaked left, right and centre. A thread on 4chan has the script for David Fincher's The Girl who Played with Fire.
 
Rey C.

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
And today, Amy Pascal loses her job as Sony co-chairman. :clap:

She'll still be doing "development work" for Sony from a broom closet in the break room though.
 
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