The Situational Song Game...

[ChefChiTown]

Insane Clown Posse - Fuck The World

Your ball sack itches really bad, but you're in church and can't scratch it!

 

[BlueBalls]

Slayer - Cult



Your girlfriend just sat on your face and farted

 

[ChefChiTown]

Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit

You just went to the grocery store and bought some food!

 

[bodie54]

Amazing Rhythm Aces - Too Stuffed To Jump

You just got in a car accident with an uninsured driver

 

[BlueBalls]

Led Zeppelin - Dazed and Confused


You are the uninsured driver, in that ^^ car accident

 

[tunsty]

King of the Road - Roger Miller








You found a dead rat in your bed..

 

[ChefChiTown]

The Rat Pack - Just One Of Those Things
"It was just one of those things, just one of those crazy flings..."

You walked in on your girlfriend masturbating...to a picture of your ***!

 

[bodie54]

James Brown - Pappa's Got A Brand New Bag

You just found out the IRS is going to audit you..

 

[ChefChiTown]

Steve Miller Band - Take The Money And Run

Your electricity just went out in the middle of Full House!

 

[StormRuller]

Scorpions - ********

a dragon trying to break free from prison...

 

[asleep]

The Doors - Not To Touch the Earth

You come in, about half-past eleven at night, you'd been having a couple of drinks - and you come in, you get into bed, you see, feeling quite sleepy, you could feel the lids of your eyes beginning to droop - a bit of the droop in the eyes - you are just about to drop off, when suddenly, 'tap, tap, tap' at the ****** window pane - you look out - you know who it is? ****** Greta Garbo! ****** Greta Garbo - stark naked save for a shortie nightie. She is hanging on to the window sill, and you can see her knuckles all white...

-taken from a Pete & Dud sketch

 

[tunsty]

Jump They Say - David Bowie







George Michael just offered you a free hand-job and a spliff.

 

[BlueBalls]

The Clash - Rock The Casbah


Your Dog Bit Your Testicles Off Whilst You *****

 

[ChefChiTown]

Johnny Cash - Everybody Loves A Nut

You just found a $20 bill in your coat pocket!

 

[BlueBalls]

The Pointer Sisters - I'm So Excited


You Just Found Out You Have Special Powers

 

[tunsty]

Oh-Superman - Lori Anderson

*One of the most tedious and boring songs.. EVER!
(If you don't believe me, click here






You had a bad *****, involving Roseanne Barr and a large tub of mayonnaise.

 

[raynman68]

Alice Cooper - Welcome To My Nightmare

You are a passenger in a car involved in a high speed chase with the cops?

 

[ChefChiTown]

Allman Brothers - Midnight Rider

You're taking a nice relaxing bath!

 

[Spleen]

Bobby Darin - Splish Splash

You just got run over by a truck

 

[asleep]

The Smiths - Nowhere Fast

Lying down, inspecting the cracks on the ceiling, suddenly you're alarmed by the newscaster's voice: Klaus Kinski has risen from the dead. Reportedly, he's pretty pissed.