The Situational Song Game...

[bodie54]

Petulia Clark - Don't ***** in the Subway

You finally fall ****** only to have a Jehovah's Witness knock insistently on your door.

 

[asleep]

Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds - Scum

Night time, in a public transport vehicle of your choice. Watching illuminations, reflections on windscreens. Suddenly, other passengers' noses drop down.

 

[bodie54]

Berlin - The Metro

A panicked screaming crowd is running towards you with Godzilla right on their heels.

 

[asleep]

Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds - Into My Arms

A couple of tigers consuming a loved one before your very eyes.

 

[Violator79]

Tom Petty- Into The Great Wide Open


When you're about fuck a 70 year old hooker

 

[BlueBalls]

Warrant - Cherry Pie



You Find Out Your Vote Doesnt Matter

 

[ChefChiTown]

Chicago - Baby, What A Big Surprise

You just woke up from a *** and came on FreeOnes!
(thats what I just did)

 

[StormRuller]

Pretty Maids - **** Up To The Real World

... remembering a tragedy

 

[bodie54]

Bee Gees - Wedding Day

Your girlfriend says, "We need to talk".

 

[asleep]

Talk Talk - Talk Talk

Your ACME rocket powered roller skates are malfunctioning: Canyon ahead.

 

[tunsty]

Don't fear the reaper - Blue oyster cult.







You're mugged by a five year old, armed with a lollipop..

 

[ChefChiTown]

Aerosmith - Ain't That A Bitch

You just farted and the smell made your house plant die!

 

[tunsty]

In the air tonight - Phil Collins






Your boss offers you a payrise... in return for a blowjob

 

[BlueBalls]

Get on your knees - *****.


Your girlfriend decides whilst giving you falacio, to bite, and bite hard!

 

[Spleen]

She Fucking Hates Me*

You **** one morning to discover you only have one testicle


***** band, great song

 

[ChefChiTown]

Randy Newman - Half A Man

You just drank an entire 2 liter of Diet Caffeine Free Cherry Pepsi and have to burp really, really bad!

 

[BlueBalls]

Tom Waits - Way Down In The Hole



You Just Got A Really Bad Hair Cut, And Then You Got Knocked Over By A *****

 

[ChefChiTown]

Atmosphere - Hair Song

You just fell down a flight of stairs and broke your leg!

 

[Dawn]

Trillion Barnacle Lapse - Million Dollar Leg


A morning, while half ******, you drop your (almost boiling) coffe mug on your genitals!

 

[maildude]

Burning Love--Elvis


You come home to find your residence has been broken into. Nothing has been taken, but somebody has taken a big **** in the middle of your living room.