Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I wanted to spring this on you bisches around New Year's Day but someone has ****** my hand. To Qualify you must post something exceptionally shitty or stupid, preferably both. This honor in no way has any bearing on the Prestigious Asshat Of The Year awards, which I will start the polling for sometime early next year. This thread sheds light on some of our favorite turds and the awesomeness they bring to the table. If I forgot someone or didn't include a quote that you deem not shitty enough for inclusion, write it on a sheet of paper, roll it up tightly and place it directly in your butt hole. I wanted to make this kind of like a P-boy style centerfold blah, blah, blah, but again, I'm really lazy. I would dearly love one of these years to come up with a hard copy glossy calendar and have it available at the FO's shop, which would be friggin' hilarious. Anyway, I present your polished turds.
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