The problem with female nymphomaniacs is

[~~whimsy~~]

They claim that they are nymphos but still say no to me which makes me question their validity in being said nympho.

 

[Gordar]

The problem is I don't know enough of them!!!!:nanner:

The problem with female nymphomaniacs is there are not enough of them.

We have a winner (well, 2 winners actually).

 

[Elwood70]

Nothing.....unless they also say they're monogamous.

 

[slasher]

The problem with them is there aren't any around here.
So where the hell are they all hiding? :dunno:

 

[Lust]

they keep calling my GF instead of me

 

[BlueBalls]

... they keep trying to murder me. :dunno:

 

[slasher]

... they keep trying to murder me. :dunno:

They just want to fuck you to death.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

... they keep trying to murder me. :dunno:

For the last time I wasn't trying to murder you!

I thought rubbing hot sauce on the condom would intensify the pleasure! Damn! When will you let this go!?

 

[Facetious]

Re: The problem with female nymphomaniacs is

Traffic and congestion :o

My 'ol buddy used to say "If they smoke, they fuck"


it's true too for those actively on the prowl ~

 

[Psychology]

This girl I used to work with claimed that she loves sex more than life and couldn't have a single day go by without having it. So why the fuck did she refuse when I asked to have sex with her. Fuck females that claim to be "nymphomaniacs". I also used to work with a girl that proclaimed to be, and I quote, "a horny slut". She said if it were up to her, she'd have sex multiple times a day, and she does whenever she can. So why the fuck did she refuse me?? Fuck all the women that claim to be nymphomaniacs! FUCK THE ALL!!!!





Ok, my rage-filled, bitter, jealous post is now over.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I think psychology fits you, sir :hatsoff:

:tongue:

 

[Kingfisher]

Friday[/URL][/B] on my mind, post: 3817089, member: 44516"]The problem is I don't know enough of them!!!!:nanner:

Hell, I don't know any...

 

[STDiva]

Nymphomaniacs are awesome in theory. Until you are diagnosed with HIV because she cheated on you.

I'll trade a girl that is addicted to sex, for a girl that is addicted to sex with me.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Isn't nymphomaniac just sugarcoated term for slut anyways? :dunno:

 

[STDiva]

Isn't nymphomaniac just sugarcoated term for slut anyways? :dunno:

Pretty much. Just a cop out so they have an psychological excuse for being cum addicts.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

It so seems nowadays there is always a self victimization card of some sort to evade self-responsibility and get out of having to act like they have a working brain.

 

[Will E Worm]

They can't commit, diseases, they are used and worn out.

They will die alone or they will marry someone who isn't a real man.

gaping vaginas

:1orglaugh

 

[STDiva]

They can't commit, diseases, they are used and worn out.

They will die alone or they will marry someone who isn't a real man.

This is the first time I've ever agreed with anything you've ever said. It looks like I'm coming around after all.

 

[Will E Worm]

This is the first time I've ever agreed with anything you've ever said. It looks like I'm coming around after all.

People do that if they listen enough.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

:sing: Will E and ST, sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes disagreement, then comes more reading, then ST came around and planted wet ones on Will E's crown! He lingered a little, Will E. fluttered! Then they both embraced and fell out of a tree! G-I-G-G-I-L-I-N-G :sing: