The "Pornstache"

[Shifty]

Feast your eyes, bitches!

 

[bigstew71]

Too much spare time and no job!

 

[Asianlov69]

he so gay..

 

[Death-Proof-69]

wow, all that and a faux-hawk!? throw a pair of aviators on him and some generic tribal tattoos on his arms and he would instantly be the most awesome person in the room, every time!

 

[lurkingdirk]

This man has never had sex. Except wit pets and vegetables.

 

[LukeEl]

How come he looks like an elf or Aladdin ran up and down his chest and left their carbon footprint?

 

[BlueBalls]

Surely for it to be a proper pr0n stache the hair must flow continuously - without any breakages - all the way down the the swirly pattern he shaved on his balls.

 

[StanScratch]

This man has never had sex. Except wit pets and vegetables.

You say that like it is a bad thing.
Surely, you too on a lonely weekend have grown tired of that potato eying you.
Haven't you ever heard the ear of corn, begging for you to take it.
Ever ask the cantaloupe if it could?
Ever hump a watermelon dry?
The tomato might be a fruit...but it is a dirty, dirty girl.

And, of course, I already know about the gerbils. The sexy, sexy gerbils.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Genius.
I'm doing it!

 

[parry316]

Simple question, Why do that?

 

[Shifty]

Simple question, Why do that?

VV, parry316 is asking you a question. Why did you do that? :dunno:

 

[feller469]

my girl just told me that I had to do this...soon

 

[Member442]

That guys has way to much time on his hands. Not to attractive either.

 

[tartanterrier]

What a complete tit :ban2:

 

[Death-Proof-69]

That guys has way to much time on his hands. Not to attractive either.

so are you saying that copying him would do bad things for my chances with the ladies?

 

[Justanothergirl]

LOL nice!

 

[CunningStunts]

Hmmm... that's the way I picture a couple of FreeOnes members

 

[Member442]

so are you saying that copying him would do bad things for my chances with the ladies?

Quite likely. With me it definitely would. Even with that amazing car in the siggie.

 

[bearwresler]

i think i work with this guy

 

[biomech]

That is an epic fail.