The perfect wife!! (pic)

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Oh man, that is toooo funny.
 
I think a lot of women would think she is selling out her gender..lol
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
Awesome! :glugglug:
 

Torre82

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I only wish the E wasnt Etcetera.

I'm sure somebody could've thought up something funny for E, but after F.. they're probably still laughing.
 

slowhand

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I think a lot of women would think she is selling out her gender..lol



That's my thought I think she better not walk down the street or she could start a cat fight. ;)
 
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sputnikgirl

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I would've liked to see her walk down the street at my alma mater and get out without getting the shit beaten out of her. Wouldn't happen unless she had a police escort.
 
I would've liked to see her walk down the street at my alma mater and get out without getting the shit beaten out of her. Wouldn't happen unless she had a police escort.

That's disturbing
 
I always thought the perfect wife would be 3 feet tall so she can comfortably reach your cock while you watch football, toothless for a great blowjob and would have a flat head to put your beer bottle on while she's at it.
 

O85

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Well If I am being honest I wouldnt want a square headed toothless dwarf sucking on my dick...
 
I always thought the perfect wife would be 3 feet tall so she can comfortably reach your cock while you watch football, toothless for a great blowjob and would have a flat head to put your beer bottle on while she's at it.

.................and at a press of a button she transforms into a 6 pack and a plate of beef sandwiches!
 
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