The official post while ***** or innebriated thread

[stek1983]

the "i'm *****" thread

I've posted this in the games section as i feel it's gonna be full of complete bullshit (if it gets any replies that is)
i apologies in advance for this post, if you're a mod and you're sober feel free to delete it.

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post all your ******* bogle-monkey jargen here
i'll go first

hey you bunch of yellow shoulders ovary eaters, i'm drunker than a virgin on a tuesday.
been ******** since 6pm, it's now... i don't know, but it's real.
people came talking to me and Joe in the pub and they were trying to cause trouble, i told them i was Matt Bellamy and was on my way.
i can here people shouting behind my house, "shut up" i thought/think... i don't feel very well.

here's a link to a site that doesn't exist

www.mynameisnotcheesemanbutitcouldbe.com

 

[4G63]

Re: the "i'm *****" thread

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=58914&highlight=*****+**********

We kinda already got one.

 

[poggy]

Re: the "i'm *****" thread

That makes 2 threads I won't be posting in then
I haven't had ******* in over 5 years,due to a medical reason.

 

[stek1983]

Re: the "i'm *****" thread

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=58914&highlight=*****+**********

We kinda already got one.

using search while *****????
are you crazy?, lol

sorry everyone, i thought i was only one crazy enough to make a thread like this.... .i'll copy my post into there then

 

[stek1983]

Re: The official "post while ***** or innebriated" thread

i'm drunkededededed

hey you bunch of yellow shoulders ovary eaters, i'm drunker than a virgin on a tuesday.
been ******** since 6pm, it's now... i don't know, but it's real.
people came talking to me and Joe in the pub and they were trying to cause trouble, i told them i was Matt Bellamy and was on my way.
i can here people shouting behind my house, "shut up" i thought/think... i don't feel very well.

here's a link to a site that doesn't exist

www.mynameisnotcheesemanbutitcouldbe.com

 

[4G63]

Re: The official "post while ***** or innebriated" thread

God I hope your still on in 3 hours stek1983, I'll be ***** by then and we can tear this Mutha up!

 

[stek1983]

Re: The official "post while ***** or innebriated" thread

God I hope your still on in 3 hours stek1983, I'll be ***** by then and we can tear this Mutha up!

probably un-conscience by then, lol
either that or sobered up

 

[analfan]

I really love you man

 

[Sweeper]

Wow. I'm ****** right now. And still I feel somewhat embarrassed for even posting this to begin with..,. LOL

who the hell bumped this thread up anyway!? I Will shoot you in the face with a three pronged penis shaped wonton fryer basket!


yeah that was well deserved for thissstherread



and by the way. LOL @ me being able to speel innedbriated when I firest posted this

 

[analfan]

I've been ******** for 3 hours just to give this thread a bump

 

[jod0565]

I've been ******** for 3 hours just to give this thread a bump

The Power Three Hour?
4G might have something to say about that! lol

 

[analfan]

jod I just pounded 5 shots of ***** without taking my eyes off your avatar

 

[analfan]

who the hell bumped this thread up anyway!? I Will shoot you in the face with a three pronged penis shaped wonton fryer basket!

Mine has 4 prongs

 

[jod0565]

The Medusa of Cock? Scary...hehe

 

[stek1983]

hey hey!
i'm *****!

been to my local pub... alone.
been hoping to have a good night out with a bunch of mates tonight, but throughout the week, people have been dropping out and the last guy did today..... i thought "fuck it" and went to my local anyway, went out at about 7pm, just got home now (11pm).

 

[qweretyuiopas@]

I dont ***** but I kinda feel like Towelie from South Park right now
http://big-rudy.seesaa.net/image/towelie.jpg
http://www.venom.rrnet.net/Funny/towelie.gif

 

[stek1983]

***** are wrong
******* pwns!!!!!!!

 

[stek1983]

can't help but notice that i'm the number 1 poster in this thread, i don't think that's a good thing.
anyway, yet again, i'm *****... just been out with my mum and *** tonight which was nice, don't do that very often, went out at about 6pm and it's now 10:50pm and just got home.
time for some ******* randomness i think....

i am the spawn of a monkey called Dave, my squirrel is non existent and i am eating a mongoose that goes by the name of Peter the Elephant... that's right, a mongoose who thinks he's an elephant.

 

[Jacksson_77]

I could have posted in this thread yesterday after a party, but I was too ***** to log in...

:hatsoff: Jackson

 

[poggy]

can't help but notice that i'm the number 1 poster in this thread, i don't think that's a good thing.
anyway, yet again, i'm *****... just been out with my mum and *** tonight which was nice, don't do that very often, went out at about 6pm and it's now 10:50pm and just got home.
time for some ******* randomness i think....

i am the spawn of a monkey called Dave, my squirrel is non existent and i am eating a mongoose that goes by the name of Peter the Elephant... that's right, a mongoose who thinks he's an elephant.

Well since I stopped ******** 6 years ago and never taken *****. It a bit hard for me to post in here Stek!

To tell the truth I usually don't even look at it, but its just become a slow day NOW!
(note the date and time of post and think football )