The official post while drunk or innebriated thread

[stek1983]

the "i'm drunk" thread

I've posted this in the games section as i feel it's gonna be full of complete bullshit (if it gets any replies that is)
i apologies in advance for this post, if you're a mod and you're sober feel free to delete it.

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post all your drunken bogle-monkey jargen here
i'll go first

hey you bunch of yellow shoulders ovary eaters, i'm drunker than a virgin on a tuesday.
been drinking since 6pm, it's now... i don't know, but it's real.
people came talking to me and Joe in the pub and they were trying to cause trouble, i told them i was Matt Bellamy and was on my way.
i can here people shouting behind my house, "shut up" i thought/think... i don't feel very well.

here's a link to a site that doesn't exist

www.mynameisnotcheesemanbutitcouldbe.com

 

[4G63]

Re: the "i'm drunk" thread

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=58914&highlight=drunk+inebriated

We kinda already got one.

 

[poggy]

Re: the "i'm drunk" thread

That makes 2 threads I won't be posting in then
I haven't had alcohol in over 5 years,due to a medical reason.

 

[stek1983]

Re: the "i'm drunk" thread

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=58914&highlight=drunk+inebriated

We kinda already got one.

using search while drunk????
are you crazy?, lol

sorry everyone, i thought i was only one crazy enough to make a thread like this.... .i'll copy my post into there then

 

[stek1983]

Re: The official "post while drunk or innebriated" thread

i'm drunkededededed

hey you bunch of yellow shoulders ovary eaters, i'm drunker than a virgin on a tuesday.
been drinking since 6pm, it's now... i don't know, but it's real.
people came talking to me and Joe in the pub and they were trying to cause trouble, i told them i was Matt Bellamy and was on my way.
i can here people shouting behind my house, "shut up" i thought/think... i don't feel very well.

here's a link to a site that doesn't exist

www.mynameisnotcheesemanbutitcouldbe.com

 

[4G63]

Re: The official "post while drunk or innebriated" thread

God I hope your still on in 3 hours stek1983, I'll be drunk by then and we can tear this Mutha up!

 

[stek1983]

Re: The official "post while drunk or innebriated" thread

God I hope your still on in 3 hours stek1983, I'll be drunk by then and we can tear this Mutha up!

probably un-conscience by then, lol
either that or sobered up

 

[analfan]

I really love you man

 

[Sweeper]

Wow. I'm wasted right now. And still I feel somewhat embarrassed for even posting this to begin with..,. LOL

who the hell bumped this thread up anyway!? I Will shoot you in the face with a three pronged penis shaped wonton fryer basket!


yeah that was well deserved for thissstherread



and by the way. LOL @ me being able to speel innedbriated when I firest posted this

 

[analfan]

I've been drinking for 3 hours just to give this thread a bump

 

[jod0565]

I've been drinking for 3 hours just to give this thread a bump

The Power Three Hour?
4G might have something to say about that! lol

 

[analfan]

jod I just pounded 5 shots of vodka without taking my eyes off your avatar

 

[analfan]

who the hell bumped this thread up anyway!? I Will shoot you in the face with a three pronged penis shaped wonton fryer basket!

Mine has 4 prongs

 

[jod0565]

The Medusa of Cock? Scary...hehe

 

[stek1983]

hey hey!
i'm drunk!

been to my local pub... alone.
been hoping to have a good night out with a bunch of mates tonight, but throughout the week, people have been dropping out and the last guy did today..... i thought "fuck it" and went to my local anyway, went out at about 7pm, just got home now (11pm).

 

[qweretyuiopas@]

I dont drink but I kinda feel like Towelie from South Park right now
http://big-rudy.seesaa.net/image/towelie.jpg
http://www.venom.rrnet.net/Funny/towelie.gif

 

[stek1983]

drugs are wrong
alcohol pwns!!!!!!!

 

[stek1983]

can't help but notice that i'm the number 1 poster in this thread, i don't think that's a good thing.
anyway, yet again, i'm drunk... just been out with my mum and dad tonight which was nice, don't do that very often, went out at about 6pm and it's now 10:50pm and just got home.
time for some drunken randomness i think....

i am the spawn of a monkey called Dave, my squirrel is non existent and i am eating a mongoose that goes by the name of Peter the Elephant... that's right, a mongoose who thinks he's an elephant.

 

[Jacksson_77]

I could have posted in this thread yesterday after a party, but I was too drunk to log in...

:hatsoff: Jackson

 

[poggy]

can't help but notice that i'm the number 1 poster in this thread, i don't think that's a good thing.
anyway, yet again, i'm drunk... just been out with my mum and dad tonight which was nice, don't do that very often, went out at about 6pm and it's now 10:50pm and just got home.
time for some drunken randomness i think....

i am the spawn of a monkey called Dave, my squirrel is non existent and i am eating a mongoose that goes by the name of Peter the Elephant... that's right, a mongoose who thinks he's an elephant.

Well since I stopped drinking 6 years ago and never taken drugs. It a bit hard for me to post in here Stek!

To tell the truth I usually don't even look at it, but its just become a slow day NOW!
(note the date and time of post and think football )