The official "Jaana Ruutu for Best newcomer" thread

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"Hold 'em down and tell that giant bitch to relax!"

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Maggie Green

Official Checked Star Member
lol that WWE stuff is so... silly. My ex watched it every Monday so I'd catch a lot of it. It's such a soap opera for men! It is entertaining though. What's that girl's name.... the cute one? AJ! She was interesting to watch. My fav though was Hornswoggle.

AT one point, I used to watch it as well. I even admit to attending a couple of live events..and maybe I even made a sign.
*hangs head in shame*
 

JaanaRuutu

Official Checked Star Member
I've met jeff hardy. I'd post the picture but it has children in it since I went with my friends two awesome little brothers.
 
AT one point, I used to watch it as well. I even admit to attending a couple of live events..and maybe I even made a sign.
*hangs head in shame*

Yep... I used to watch it back in the days too, when it was still the WWF. And have also been to live Events... oh those were still great times with: Hulk Hogan, Ultimate Warrior, The Mountee; Big Boss Man; Macho King/Man Randy Savage, Brett 'The Hitman' Hart, The Rockers, The Bushwackers, Legion of Doom, British Bulldog, Mr. Perfect, Million Dollar Man, Rowdy Roddy Piper, and the Undertaker was still young... Miss Elisabeth, (and a few of those others died relatively young)

No need to be ashamed of one's past ;)

But, ask me of who and what's happening now - I have no clue :dunno:


:pimpdaddy
 
I used to watch wrestling back in the WWF days. Then things got weird(er) and I kind of lost interest. My brain has enough trouble containing it's own moderate levels of crazy, thus I refused to subject it to more Ultimate Warrior than was absolutely necessary.
 

JaanaRuutu

Official Checked Star Member
I tried to make a wrestling promo video for Round 3 but you can't really do a promo without insulting your competition, and I don't need any more drama.
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
I tried to make a wrestling promo video for Round 3 but you can't really do a promo without insulting your competition, and I don't need any more drama.

I think you could playfully put the competition down. As long as it isn't coming from anywhere spiteful I don't see why it would cause drama.
 
This offends me and has caused drama.

You're not actually offended, I simply cause drama whenever I post because I am secretly a warlock and make regular sacrifices on my dark shrine to Susan Lucci. As such I am constantly surrounded in a mystical shroud of melodrama. I now also regularly discover that I am in fact my own amnesiac twin brother, but that doesn't really apply to the conversation.
 
I already made a Big Show joke, Dino. I used to be quite the WWF/WWE fan.

I managed this sports bar and on Friday nights I would always put ECW on a small TV in the corner knowing what would happen. At first there's outrage over professional wrestling being shown in public. "Who on Earth put this inept low-brow rubbish on? I demand to know!" Then something absolutely insane happens in the ring and a few watch starting to rub their chin. One suddenly smiles and points at what he is seeing like the first time. In the end all the drunks are no better than me huddled in the corner screaming "EC-Dub!!!" Boring test subjects as the outcome is certain.




 
Mike Awesome had far too much talent to be That 70s Guy. WCW really knew how to fucking waste talent--especially with Steve Austin and Paul E.
 
I tried to make a wrestling promo video for Round 3 but you can't really do a promo without insulting your competition, and I don't need any more drama.

No, you could do one just do it as the Ultimate Warrior. How should you prepare for this final round? "How must I prepare you must ask yourself. Shall I jump of the tallest building of the world, or do I lay on the lawn and let it run over me with lawnmowers , or should I go to Africa and let it trample me with raging elephants."

 
No, you could do one just do it as the Ultimate Warrior. How should you prepare for this final round? "How must I prepare you must ask yourself. Shall I jump of the tallest building of the world, or do I lay on the lawn and let it run over me with lawnmowers , or should I go to Africa and let it trample me with raging elephants."


Okay, so I watched that video of the Ultimate Warrior, and to tell you the truth I'm not even sure how I'm typing this right now because about halfway through my brain literally got up and left my body, refusing to continue to be subjected to that. It also informed me that it plans to sue me with the intent of being legally emancipated from me. So, well, I hope you're happy...
 
Okay, so I watched that video of the Ultimate Warrior, and to tell you the truth I'm not even sure how I'm typing this right now because about halfway through my brain literally got up and left my body, refusing to continue to be subjected to that. It also informed me that it plans to sue me with the intent of being legally emancipated from me. So, well, I hope you're happy...

That's what happens when you tap into the power of the Warrior. It blows your mind.
 
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