The Museum Of Lactose Intolerance

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I'm trying to find a way to make a few bucks starting a new racket. Kind of the opposite of Disneyland as it is an exhibition of unrelenting constipation. Hopefully I make money hand over fist as I tug on heartstrings.

 

[D-rock]

Some interesting but random tidbit of information I found out and am throwing out there that much of the Western World doesn't realize, the majority of the world's population is lactose intolerant.

I was surprised when I found out myself, but it does make sense when you think about it.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Some interesting but random tidbit of information I found out and am throwing out there that much of the Western World doesn't realize, the majority of the world's population is lactose intolerant.

I was surprised when I found out myself, but it does make sense when you think about it.

I know. Isn't it terrible. Such a horrible way to start the weekend with this on our minds. You sit, you wait, you feel pressure, more waiting... Like being branded for life only sitting instead. I know things like this might be hard to face and comprehend but we must never forget.

 

[D-rock]

While were on the subject of being on the toilet does anybody else feel a sense of creepy wrongness when they sit on the toilet seat right after somebody has been on it for a while and feel it's warmth? It's feels sort of wrong, like the last person's essence that sat on it is trying to seep into you.

 

[BlkHawk]

While were on the subject of being on the toilet does anybody else feel a sense of creepy wrongness when they sit on the toilet seat right after somebody has been on it for a while and feel it's warmth? It's feels sort of wrong, like the last person's essence that sat on it is trying to seep into you.

Yeah i get a feeling similar to that, I usually wait if I can to let it cool down. If I can't wait I do this:

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I hate sitting down and feeling my butt sizzle on a seat somebody just took a 20 minute dump on. I just hover, spray, and pray.

 

[bobjustbob]

You don't find Disneyland an unrelenting exhibition of constipation?

 

[Mr_Balls]

Well I guess we all should line up and consume a gallon of milk each