The Mt Rushmore of Freeones users (or: your favorite freeones users)
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This is a dangerous thread. No good can come of this.
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
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The rest of you can kiss the giant dick and giant rocky balls that are going to be at the bottom of the hill!
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The rest of you can kiss the giant dick and giant rocky balls that are going to be at the bottom of the hill!
PirateKing
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I'm downright displeased. I would be fucking outraged that no one has mentioned me but I also notice that no one has mentioned Stan either. It just shows how neglectful you lot are. Not even Alisa mentioned me. After all that flirting about pizza and female doctors and you turn your back on me?! Jezebel!
FYI BlueBalls and Dirk are both overrated whores. Overrated and overpriced whores!
FYI BlueBalls and Dirk are both overrated whores. Overrated and overpriced whores!
ForumModeregulator
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I have no idea , since I havent been around long enough. But as of now I like these people the best, for many curious reasons...
I offered to lower my price, you just like giving me money.
PirateKing
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I have to throw more money at you to get you to stop talking. You're always going off on a rant about having to pay support for your illegitimate children.
PirateKing
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Oh yeah, that's right. Dirk Jr. just loves reading the captions in those picture books. How many letters a word is he up to now? 3? Pretty impressive for a 13 year old.Fuck you! My children can all read!!
No, my fault. I flew off the handle baby. I know you're just playin hard to get.
PirateKing
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You're putting me in an awkward position here BB. Pirates don't fall in love, they pillage and violate. You should know that.I thought we had something special PK? :crying:
He's up to five, and he's only 12. Get your facts straight, or I'll have to kill you.
But what about that fuzzy little fella who shared a bathtub with me? Who snuggled up with me? Who washed my back for me?
Where did he go, PK? Look into that cold, black, pirates heart of yours and reach deep down and remember our times together. Remember the park, the beach or even just lounging in front of the open fire on a lamb skin rug sipping a good red and reading poetry to one another. Didn't the warmth of our bodies being so close to one another's on those hot passionate nights rub off on you at all. Didn't the flashy softness of my asshole not pleasure you in your time of need?
I know that sweet, gentle, honest human being who one was my lover, my partner and my friend is in there somewhere PK - not this hate filled person you've become. It's on you now to decide whether or not you want to allow him out one more time?
Or are you too afraid to confront your own feelings? Is that it PK, are you scared of what You Might find once you open that door? Are you afraid to love PK? If so, why? Because I love you and I want this to work more than anything in the world.
Reach into your heart one more time PK, I hope there's a place for me in there....
PirateKing
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Typical, always embellishing the truth....
Do you still wonder why your clients think you're overpriced? Best hand jobs my ass! Yanking it violently won't get the job done any quicker.
Sorry BB, your passionate memories are just a wall of text to me. Forget about me and move on with your life. Apply for that teaching position. Marry a boring but financially secure man and have some spoiled kids. I don't care.But what about that fuzzy little fella who shared a bathtub with me? Who snuggled up with me? Who washed my back for me?
Where did he go, PK? Look into that cold, black, pirates heart of yours and reach deep down and remember our times together. Remember the park, the beach or even just lounging in front of the open fire on a lamb skin rug sipping a good red and reading poetry to one another. Didn't the warmth of our bodies being so close to one another's on those hot passionate nights rub off on you at all. Didn't the flashy softness of my asshole not pleasure you in your time of need?
I know that sweet, gentle, honest human being who one was my lover, my partner and my friend is in there somewhere PK - not this hate filled person you've become. It's on you now to decide whether or not you want to allow him out one more time?
Or are you too afraid to confront your own feelings? Is that it PK, are you scared of what You Might find once you open that door? Are you afraid to love PK? If so, why? Because I love you and I want this to work more than anything in the world.
Reach into your heart one more time PK, I hope there's a place for me in there....
But your a pirate a wench is easily replaceable. I must really be important not to have to walk the plank. :kiss:
I don not know but someone better be prepared to suck on my strap on then