I keep telling you people that the Reptilian Shape Shifters have this kind technology and this proves it! But no you wouldn't listen, you fucking cunts and now that it has finally come out I hope you're all gutted like the pigs you are once the revolution begins as traitors to the alliance. I'm going to tell you one last thing fuckers and it might just save your life so concentrate and accept what's right in front of you before it's too late to stop them, because they're out there people, the sooner you all come to terms with this idea the better we'll all be. I know what you're thinkiing: what's the point in creating the moon in the first place? This is where your complete ignorance come into play, that moon - if you would just think it over for a couple seconds because it's so completely obvious; upon which the world would watch some dudes walk on it a few times was the first stage in the global socialistic/fascistic authoritarian anti-free market, anti-democracy apocalypse that they've been planning for millennia. It's obvious and the fact that I said it on an internet message board proves it.
Research this stuff people before it's too late to turn back.
Your mom was a Reptilian Shape Shifter.
Oh snap, pwned!!!