The Member Below Me...

[member006]

wants a look at my.....

 

[HeartBroker]

...financial statements.


Many eons ago I knew a...

 

[Husified]

has a testicle named Dr Jacob Neilson.....

 

[Montrealman]

Will always know what you did last summer.

 

[D-rock]

Believed in Santa Claus until the age of 14.

 

[Montrealman]

....is smarter than me, he sells his yellow snow.

 

[D-rock]

Still has fond memories of when he first reached puberty...last month.

 

[member006]

...looks like Garfield in the early morning.

 

[drdeath67]

hates the summer!

 

[member006]

.....is looking up my dress again.

 

[drdeath67]

can do cartwheels up stairs!

 

[member006]

...knows I'm thinking now of the staircase scene in that movie "History of Violence" WooHoo!

 

[dave_rhino]

(i love that scene)

...Has slayed many many dragons in his time

 

[drdeath67]

Runs barefoot though a pile of razorblades for fun!

 

[member006]

Is cooking me some soup.

 

[dave_rhino]

can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up...

 

[Dro50]

Should know that....that wasn't rain

 

[pussypoppa]

..laughs at his/her own jokes that arent even funny

 

[D-rock]

Is always happy because people keep telling him he's "special".

 

[-KING-]

likes to play with him/herself