The Member Below Me...

[vodkazvictim]

How did you know?

Wants to have Angelfish.

 

[Member442]

not really I find fish boring and a bit irritating.


will find the gold at the end of the rainbow

 

[bustybbwlover]

will it be a honeypot?

finds it amusing when people tell you a bunch of more info when you said etc to imply you didn't list everything

 

[vodkazvictim]

Actually I find it frustrating.

The member below me snores so loudly cuttlery rattles in it's drawers.

 

[Member442]

nope

is anal about sleeping on only one side of the bed.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Actually you're right. I need to sleep on the right side so I have my right arm free of obstruction if the gal doesn't feel like doing her duties.

The member below me deserves a break. Take 5 minutes to yourself to read a book today

 

[Member442]

I read for like 2 hrs already and I plan to read more. I just finished The Time Machine by Wells it was really good

Loves to read.

 

[XfinhoX]

yes, he does. . and time machine is awesome. a great book...


falled in love recently

 

[vodkazvictim]

Wrong. I fell in love a long time ago.

The member below me can fly by flapping his testicles :wtf:

 

[bustybbwlover]

only cuz they're very large

loves to piss in the great outdoors

 

[vodkazvictim]

Should have posted here instead of me.

 

[bustybbwlover]

once jumped off a building hoping to make it to the next one but instead fell to their doom...in a dream

 

[vodkazvictim]

Untrue.
Once made a hash of cooking a meal while drunk.

 

[bustybbwlover]

i made hash from a bunch of weed once does that count?

dreams of a permanent state of pleasant inebriation with none of the negatives

 

[vodkazvictim]

Wow. How did he know?

The member below me can claim a free Lamborgini Murcielago from me if they can only turn up at my workplace and request it from my boss

 

[Member442]

I think that would end badly and I would have to say Vodka told me to do it and then he would call the cops I'll pass.


wants to do body shots of a hot chick right now.

 

[vodkazvictim]

I didn't know that 'till I read it. My boss doesn't know me by the name of Vodka. Can you imagine the job interview.
"So Mr... err... Vodka Victim. Why do you wish to work for us here at the Tettley brewery in Leeds? Can we trust you not to drink at work?"

 

[Member442]

I didn't think he would and I'm sure he would think I meant a bottle of vodka had told me. I'd be off straight to getting a mental health evaluation lol

wants so swim in a pool of champagne

 

[vodkazvictim]

Correct.
Wants to go swimming with the strawberries in a pool of champagne. Extra points if you get the film referance and call me a girl.

 

[bustybbwlover]

i don't get the film reference but i will call you a girl

is already drunk