The Member Below Me...

HeartBroker · Dec 21, 2006

...sold it on E-Bay!

Smittmaestro · Dec 21, 2006

...suffers from affluenza.

-cs™

D-rock · Dec 22, 2006

Will do a little dance.
Will make a little love.
Will get down tonight,...get down tonight.

Smittmaestro · Dec 22, 2006

Wonders who put the bop in bop-de-bop-bee-bop?

-cs™

Montrealman · Dec 22, 2006

Cindy Lauper's "She Bop" is about masterbation.
My shebop is about masterbation too.

Smittmaestro · Dec 22, 2006

...heard that Hanson's Mmm Bop is also about masturbation.

-cs™

D-rock · Dec 22, 2006

Is living a truth, but wishes he were living a lie because the truth sucks.

Montrealman · Dec 22, 2006

...buy his bread from pigeons.

member006 · Dec 22, 2006

Often plays the french horn.

Montrealman · Dec 22, 2006

...slept with China, not the wrestler, the country.

HeartBroker · Dec 22, 2006

...lives in a fantasy world of celluloid villains and heroes!

D-rock · Dec 23, 2006

Thinks the giant penguin is after him.

HeartBroker · Dec 24, 2006

...knows that it is,
It is after me!

Smittmaestro · Dec 24, 2006

...likes to play the skin flute.

-cs™

HeartBroker · Dec 24, 2006

...would like to touch boobies!

Boobie are neato!

D-rock · Dec 24, 2006

It's gotten so bad that babies are now stealing candy from him.

HeartBroker · Dec 24, 2006

...has no candy.
Poor little thing.

D-rock · Dec 25, 2006

Draws yellow smiley faces in the snow.

thorsif · Dec 25, 2006

Draws Brown smiley faces in the snow (after a curry)

HeartBroker · Dec 26, 2006

...wanders around the town aimlessly, humming the
"Sportscenter" theme!