The Member Below Me...

[D-rock]

Knows that freezing parts of his body solid can be a substitute when he runs out of Viagra.

 

[Montrealman]

....wanted to buy Viagra but mistakenly got Vagisil instead.

 

[HeartBroker]

...was left to freeze in the midnight air!

 

[Montrealman]

....wants Mustang Sally to ride him.

 

[HeartBroker]

...rides like the wind!

 

[Montrealman]

....breaks like the wind.

 

[HeartBroker]

...cuts like cheese!

 

[D-rock]

Hooked on Phonics didn't work for him.

 

[Smittmaestro]

Used the block of fruitcake they got last Christmas as a doorstop.

-cs™

 

[jod0565]

Always makes me think of Miss Hannigan.

 

[Smittmaestro]

Now it makes sense, would've been confusing if it hadn't been me!

Has a Bettie Page poster on their wall.

-cs™

 

[jod0565]

(See, I knew it would be you...)

Wants to rid the world of, um, stuff.

 

[Smittmaestro]

Owns an Hawaiian shirt!

-cs™

 

[Montrealman]

...wants a moustache like Magnum P.I.

 

[Iamforever]

wants to fight the bat

 

[Montrealman]

....Is a bat out of Hell

 

[drdeath67]

bites their toenails!

 

[Iamforever]

understands hi/lo

 

[Montrealman]

....goes by the secret code name "Sugar Crisp"

 

[D-rock]

Can't get enough of that Sugar Crisp.