Recites poetry while watching porn, that is if you can call Ditry Limericks
Poetry :thumbsup:
There once was this man from Natucket, Who's.... Well you get the idea!
Was enjoying the Death midget vs. Juballs midget match, and almost shit himself when he looked up to see 100's of tiny para-troopers coming down for backup.
Set up a massive sound system outside of Juballs house and has his finger hovering over the cd player, containing "The Ride of the Valkyries" on loop, just waiting for the Airborne drop to begin.
...Showed up instead of those airborne troops and brought along with him the 3rd BSTB, MP Platoon from Schofield Barracks and took everyone to jail :thumbsup: