The Member Above Me....

[D-rock]

Wonders if Martha's cellmates used the dildo on her she got from the cake.

 

[Death_blooms08]

Was pissed off about the waste of a good cake.

 

[member20672]

Sent over a hundred letters to Martha during her stay in jail with the following question, "Will you marry me Martha?"

 

[Civickiller80]

Still Believes the letters he sends are going to Santa.

 

[pitino]

after the death of civic, knows that Santa has a secretary...(!)

 

[D-rock]

One night snuck up to the North Pole and got frisky with Mrs. Claus.

 

[member20672]

shipped all of Santa's elves to the US and tried to rent them off as midget laborer's

 

[Morning Wood]

would only know that since he did it himself.

 

[jod0565]

Posted his first post in a great thread.

 

[Civickiller80]

needs 138 more posts until the big 5000!

 

[member20672]

Got so horny after he changed his avatar that he went out and bought a truck load of bananas

 

[Civickiller80]

has bought and invested all his money in Stacy Stocks...

 

[member20672]

Tried to sell me imitation stacy stocks, after i put in all my money for stacy stocks.

 

[SeraphiM]

Was confused an actually wanted to buy Stacy's Socks :1orglaugh

 

[jod0565]

Was wearing those socks and would not take 'em off for any price.

 

[D-rock]

Sig makes socks look good.

 

[Civickiller80]

traded his socks and collection of porn for three magic beans

 

[member20672]

Once hid in a hamper to collect old socks

 

[Death_blooms08]

Waited under Stacy Keibler's bed for her socks.

 

[saint]

has every intention of making sodomy an Olympic event...