The Member Above Me....

[Smittmaestro]

...went a week eating nothing but ramen noodle flavor packets!

-cs™

 

[Artimus]

is a Southerner.

 

[Smittmaestro]

...is master of the obvious, uhm ya'll!

-cs™

 

[D-rock]

Has won the Nigerian lottery for the 12th time.

 

[Smittmaestro]

...thanks God for the spam filter!

As do I.

-cs™

 

[Vanilla Bear]

gave up producing Sex Toys

 

[Artimus]

has a complaint against Smittmaestro Industries

 

[D-rock]

Has been on hold waiting to talk to a representative of Smittmaestro Industries for two weeks.

 

[Smittmaestro]

Arti, keep waiting. All Sales Final!

-cs™

 

[lkc2much]

likes redheads and must LOVE Amy Adams

 

[Smittmaestro]

...never heard of her, not bad but she's a bit too Kirsten Dunsty for my tastes...

-cs™

 

[D-rock]

Is attracted to redheads like a bull to a red cape.

 

[Artimus]

also has a thing for the colour red.

 

[lone gunman]

has a thing for suspension bridges.

 

[L3ggy]

Is the fastest on the draw in the county of FreeOnes.

 

[slowhand]

Is going to live with the wolfs.

 

[Fresno]

is going to work on slowing his hands down, because they're still to fast!

 

[member006]

Is a lover of blonds.

 

[Fresno]

should know I love all hair colors!

 

[Apex]

.....is in leauge with satan
(for humanatarian purposes only)