The leatest news to go along with the world's end in 2012. Christ's return in 2011

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He better know how to hit a fucking curveball. I challenge Jesus H. Christ to a HR contest with nothing but curveballs.

His Name is Jesus Del La Christ. He plays baseball quite well. I think he might be Dominican.
 
Re: The leatest news to go along with the world's end in 2012. Christ's return in 201

nowhere in the bible is the rapture mentioned, if the world is burned (which it wont) everyone gets it, as for you christians who think you'll be saved, look at what website you're on
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
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what a load of shit. When is the supposed end of the world this time? Dec 20th 21st, whatever. We're all gonna wake up on the 22nd and go to work like nothing fucking happend. Because...are you ready for it...NOTHING IS GONNA FUCKING HAPPEN!!!!
 

SgtMarine

Banned
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His Name is Jesus Del La Christ. He plays baseball quite well. I think he might be Dominican.

According to Pedro Cerrano he can't hit a curveball.
 
Re: The leatest news to go along with the world's end in 2012. Christ's return in 201

nowhere in the bible is the rapture mentioned, if the world is burned (which it wont) everyone gets it, as for you christians who think you'll be saved, look at what website you're on

I don't think God really gives a flying fuck what website I'm on... :angels:
 
Re: The leatest news to go along with the world's end in 2012. Christ's return in 201

what a load of shit. When is the supposed end of the world this time? Dec 20th 21st, whatever. We're all gonna wake up on the 22nd and go to work like nothing fucking happend. Because...are you ready for it...NOTHING IS GONNA FUCKING HAPPEN!!!!



Something WILL happen..


I shall open my wallet for it's annual airing..
 
Re: The leatest news to go along with the world's end in 2012. Christ's return in 201

I refuse to take this seriously until I hear Will E. Worms views on it.
 
Re: The leatest news to go along with the world's end in 2012. Christ's return in 201

Let me get this right...

Christians have decrypted the mathematical predictions for the end of days from the bible, being the word of God. But didn't Man write the bible and translate the word of God into English? Isn't it at all possible that Man mistranslated the word of God, writing only what he was capable of understanding given the lack of knowledge we now have about the world around us? Or is that the point? All the knowledge we now have blinds us to the knowledge we need.

Don't get me wrong; I believe that science cannot answer all of the really important, unasked questions that Man has about his existence and the universe in which he exists, but shouldn't we consider that Man might've got it all wrong when he subsequently interpreted Noah's words (to the animals he saved in his ark) of "go forth and mulitply" to mean have lots of children?

The world is gonna end, and end soon, because there are just too many of us on the planet. There are only so many resources on this planet and only so much space, and if we keep producing more people we will end up living on a dead world. What we consume is far greater than the world can support and the only way to end this cycle is to pause our breeding habits or consider dying younger.

More people means
  • more forced food production, draining the land of it's minerals,
  • more water is consumed, leaving areas of the land arid and unusable
  • more power is generated, consuming natural resources
  • more pollution is created, poisoning our land, water and air
  • more houses are built, consuming the land which provides us the very oxygen we need to breathe
Sermon over... enjoy your weekends :D
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
Re: The leatest news to go along with the world's end in 2012. Christ's return in 201

So, when 2013 hits, what will the lunatics who had not committed suicide the year before have to be afraid of?
 
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So, when 2013 hits, what will the lunatics who had not committed suicide the year before have to be afraid of?

They'll move the goal posts, just like they've always done.

Look out for the year 2024 it's going to be the apocalypse..... :yesyes::rolleyes:
 
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I do not believe that anything happens, I refuse to believing that the apocalypse has a predetermined date.

I respect those who think that it will happen, but I do not believe it.
 

Patrick_S

persona non grata
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Return? How can someone return that have never been here in the first place?
 
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