The leatest news to go along with the world's end in 2012. Christ's return in 2011

SgtMarine

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Re: The leatest news to go along with the world's end in 2012. Christ's return in 201

I love fundies, they're so hilarious....

When they start killing people it's not as hilarious, but still....
 

SgtMarine

Banned
Re: The leatest news to go along with the world's end in 2012. Christ's return in 201

The Bible says nobody shall know the time.

Well I guess that this ALSO proves that the bible is full of lies.
 
Re: The leatest news to go along with the world's end in 2012. Christ's return in 201

Sure it is, but what's the point of believing in biblical prophesy if one ignores the part that says "nobody shall know when"?
 

SgtMarine

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Re: The leatest news to go along with the world's end in 2012. Christ's return in 201

Sure it is, but what's the point of believing in biblical prophesy if one ignores the part that says "nobody shall know when"?

becasue god is talking to them, they HAVE to be correct. I mean it's god fucking talking to them. Look how it turned out for Jim Jones, David Korseh... wait...., they might be a bad exapmle of god's voice:D
 

Wainkerr99

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Re: The leatest news to go along with the world's end in 2012. Christ's return in 201

The Bible says nobody shall know the time.

Matthew 24:

36"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son,[f] but only the Father. 37As it was in the days of Noah, so it will be at the coming of the Son of Man. 38For in the days before the flood, people were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, up to the day Noah entered the ark; 39and they knew nothing about what would happen until the flood came and took them all away. That is how it will be at the coming of the Son of Man".

As for Judgement Day, that happens after Armageddon. As for Armageddon, that happens after the return of the Christ, after a thousand years have passed of His reign, after Satan is released 'for a short time'.

So our friend Camp must have some amazing insider info going.

Although, it does say day or hour, not year or decade. As far as I can tell, there first has to be an AntiChrist, a Great Tribulation, and a three years of peace. As far as I know, that has happened yet. It looks like the recession of 2009 was a time of tribulation, but, that is supposed to come after the three years of peace, so :dunno:

If the recession wasn't the Great Tribulation, then I seriously shudder to think about how bad that time is going to be.




And....on that cheerful note.....


I propose building a time machine, stashing it somewhere, going into stasis, letting the prophecies come true, then in the year 3000 going back in time to warn everyone.

Think we will listen?
 
Re: The leatest news to go along with the world's end in 2012. Christ's return in 201

If he comes back we need to make sure we kill him properly this time.

Cut off his head and put a stake through his heart so no more rising from the grave.

:cool:
 

Jagger69

Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
Re: The leatest news to go along with the world's end in 2012. Christ's return in 201

Damn it to hell! That'll be exactly ONE MONTH from the date that my son would have graduated from college. All that tuition money for NOTHING??!!! BULLSHIT!!!
 
Re: The leatest news to go along with the world's end in 2012. Christ's return in 201

Damn it to hell! That'll be exactly ONE MONTH from the date that my son would have graduated from college. All that tuition money for NOTHING??!!! BULLSHIT!!!

Education is always it's own reward. Having said that.................if he is going to have to go up to the pearly gates and argue his case, then I'm saying the ability to present a well thought out argument with all the necessary supporting points is money well spent.
 

jasonk282

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Fuck me, that only 5 days after my 32nd birthday. he better bring a damn good present for me.
 
Re: The leatest news to go along with the world's end in 2012. Christ's return in 201

I'll sign him up with a free http://www.payones.com account. That will keep him busy for a while .. :boobies::love-smi::nannerf2::nannerf1:
 
Re: The leatest news to go along with the world's end in 2012. Christ's return in 201

So, May 21st 2011 is "supposedly" the 7000 (according to ebiblefellowship) year anniversary of the great flood and this is how god decides to celebrate! :crash:

This is why he never gets invited to all of the good parties.....
 
Re: The leatest news to go along with the world's end in 2012. Christ's return in 201

This is good news. I hope Dennis Kucinich is able to convince Jesus Christ to be his VP running mate for the presidential elections in 2012 :hatsoff:
 

jasonk282

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Re: The leatest news to go along with the world's end in 2012. Christ's return in 201

This is good news. I hope Dennis Kucinich is able to convince Jesus Christ to be his VP running mate for the presidential elections in 2012 :hatsoff:

Only if Jesus comes in a UFO, otherwise Dennis won't see it:thumbsup:
 

Alyssa Rose

Official Checked Star Member
Re: The leatest news to go along with the world's end in 2012. Christ's return in 201

I survived Y2K, Bird Flu, Mad Cow, 9/11 and Swine Flu, so uhh Bring it on!

(I wonder what they will believe when it doesn't happen?) I believe in God but I also believe that there is no set date for the rapture.
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Re: The leatest news to go along with the world's end in 2012. Christ's return in 201

I survived Y2K, Bird Flu, Mad Cow, 9/11 and Swine Flu, so uhh Bring it on!

(I wonder what they will believe when it doesn't happen?) I believe in God but I also believe that there is no set date for the rapture.

Camping already predicted the date of the rapture once before to be 1994 or 1995. There are still some very faithful folks that believe this time he got it right.
 
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