slowhand

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I will take the crown for a bit. ;)
 
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck would chuck no wood since a woodchuck can't chuck wood.
But if a woodchuck could chuck wood and if a woodchuck would chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood and if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?
A woodchuck should chuck wood as long as a woodchuck could chuck wood and as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood.
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as it could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
 
whats got nine arms and sucks?

Is this a Def Leppard joke?

You know, the first time I worked a Def Leppard show and I saw the drummer walking around in catering I thought it was just a guy that was fucking around with his arm inside his sweatshirt. It wasn't until a few minutes later that I remembered that Bloodhound Gang song, and I sort of went :eek:
 

L3ggy

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"The War Is Over, But We Still Have A Score To Settle." - Liquid Ocelot.
 
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