How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck would chuck no wood since a woodchuck can't chuck wood.
But if a woodchuck could chuck wood and if a woodchuck would chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood and if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?
A woodchuck should chuck wood as long as a woodchuck could chuck wood and as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood.
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as it could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.