Among other things. I'd want to masturbate fuck in many positions. pee stand up and write my name in snow. I have a long list come to think of it I might need a week.
You, you know, I knew it! Women HATE men! Why do you hate us so much? Is it, because we can pee standing up?.....*pause*....That drives you crazy, doesn't it?
First who correctly guesses where that's from gets a kiss and a spanking!