The last person to post here WINS!

[~~whimsy~~]

Bah! I have unlimited powers obviously! I mean come on! It's a freaking Brumak!!!

Not to mention constant locust hordes of regular locusts, boomers, Kryll, wretches, theron guards, General RAAM, BERSERKERS, seeders, Nemacysts, Corpsers, and Reavers to name a few! Bwahaha... where my ONE can come up MANY follow!

 

[Lungzyn]

I will eat them all, just as long as my fire breath doesnt evaporate them first
I'm hungry too, after a 5000 year sleep

 

[~~whimsy~~]

5,000 years will bring a lot of arthritis and forgetfulness. You will crawl out of your cave, YAWN, and look for the nearest toilet to take a whiz!

While my Locusts and beasts will be ready to attack!

 

[Lungzyn]

So I should be scared of some grasshoppers? Puny weaklings...
Crushing them will help to wake me up, then the beasts will be my breakfast.
After them, its only whimsicalzilla that is left in my way. A doormat if I ever saw one :hatsoff:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Doormat? Bah! You silly platypus! You know nothing of the mighty, unsuspecting WHIMSICALZILLA

 

[Lungzyn]

A zombie? So maybe whimsicalzilla has died before...
I, on the other hand, have never come close to death. Its just part of being a winner

 

[~~whimsy~~]

That is but my sweet, adoring image.... to catch you off guard! And when you lend a helping hand I shall bite it off! Thus grabbing you and stripping your flesh from your bone! Then breaking your bones and sucking marrow out of them!

Bwahahahahhahahahahah :1orglaugh

 

[Lungzyn]

I'm safe with my good friend Woody Harrelson to protect me from zombies

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I know where to buy that brand of hat from! And to be honest, I want it!

Besides, I am not speaking of zombies!

 

[Lungzyn]

Its an awesome hat

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Hell yeah it is! And it is only 30 dollars! And each hat is unique because it is made by a supply truck tarp!

Beyond that, I could care less how it is made, I just love the style. I want the hat!

It is Brazilian made. I really want it!

 

[Katja]

NO ONE WILL EVER WIN!!! Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

You take the name of Katja Kassin! Do not deny it! You know you lose because she will never back it! :1orglaugh

 

[Katja]

Ahhhhhh she aint got to back it. As long as I can watch her nice fat ass get fucked over and over, I feel ive won. Yaaaaaaaaaay!

 

[Lungzyn]

Isnt she retired :dunno:

 

[Katja]

Yes Lungzyn! Thank you for reminding me of that terrible news. Just break my heart and kill my boner why don't ya. lol. jk. Yeah shes done but this girls got more vids in porn than any two pornstars. Im exaggerating of course, but just look at her freeones links. I don't think Ill be getting bored anytime soon.

 

[Lungzyn]

She does have a lot of links in the babe section!
But who has the most?
The highest I know is eva angelina with 865
edit: turns out she has the most links out of any porn star
Tory Lane isnt far behind though
Katja is in the top 10

 

[Born2Jizz]

Eva Angelina really seems to like her work. I swear, she's always smiling! She's so happy! I love it!

PS- Katja Kassin, IS hot as fuck though...

PPS- Whims, your sigs just get better and better!

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I'm safe with my good friend Woody Harrelson to protect me from zombies

Is that a good movie? I've seen the American commercials and thought it was funny.

Is it worth watching it or even get it on DVD?

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I wouldn't pay more than, oh, 15 dollars for it :dunno:

The commercials make me think of Dead Rising... which I know for a fact I get enjoyment out of! :hatsoff: