The last person to post here WINS!

[Plastique]

Hey, you know when you're doing that threesome thing that you do of a weekend, and the moonlight's bouncing off your heads and your arses and that, does that not get a bit confusing? Right...?

 

[Apex]

blah blah blah i still am the winner

 

[Plastique]

Millwall! That's the one. Have you heard this chant, then? "Millwall, Millwall, you're all really dreadful, and your girlfriends are all unfulfilled and alienated..."

 

[Smittmaestro]

Boy and I thought Apex was obtuse.

I'm thinking dialogue from a movie.

-cs™

 

[Plastique]

When you're feeling under pressure, do something different. Roll up your sleeves, or eat an orange.

 

[Apex]

obtuse? is that good? :rofl:

 

[Plastique]

Be on the look out for things that make you laugh. If you see nothing worth laughing at, pretend you see it, then laugh.


Obtuse - Intellectually dull or dim-witted.

 

[Fresno]

I'm here

 

[Plastique]

Add a drop of lavender to your bath, and soon you'll soak yourself calm.

 

[Fresno]

are talking about yourself

 

[Plastique]

If you want to feel calm, eat more raw fruit and vegetables, yoghurt, milk and seeds.

 

[Fresno]

If you want to feel calm go to sleep!

 

[Smittmaestro]

obtuse - difficult to comprehend

-cs™

 

[Plastique]

Add a dab of lavender to milk. Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

And I got the obtuse definition from http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/obtuse, no offence meant Apex :thumbsup:

 

[Smittmaestro]

If you want to feel calm go to sleep!

Or pop a Zanax!

-cs™

 

[b@sje]

am i the last one

 

[Plastique]

It's like looking into the eye of a duck. And sucking all the fluid from its beak.

 

[Fresno]

no never

 

[Smittmaestro]

b@sje - Nope and welcome to the offbeat shenanigans.

-cs™

 

[Plastique]

An illiterate king is a crowned ass.