The Jack In The Box Sure Is Good Thead

Jack In The Box is the ultimate place for people who like food. You can get a Meat Lovers Breakfast Burrito or a Loaded Breakfast Sandwich any time you want. I really enjoy their fresh to order burgers especially the Buttery Jack(s), Double Jack, and the Ultimate Bacon Cheeseburger. They have a delicious Homestyle Ranch Chicken Sandwich on a tasty bun with some yummy bacon. Their Curly Fries are always sizzzling hot in the bag also plenty salty and just a little burnt like I like them. Their shakes are real good too. They have other items worth ordering like tacos and jalapeño poppers also. I sometimes go in there twice a day always getting treated nicely by people who seem to know me and truly care how my day is going. God, I just love the place and have made my wife and neighbors Jack In The Box freaks as well.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
:stir:Normally if I want a case of the green apple trots I'll eat my mother's cooking. But Jack In the Box surpasses her ability to create explosive diahrea...dhiarea...diharea...the shits.
 
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But Jack In the Box surpasses her ability to create explosive diahrea...dhiarea...diharea...the shits.

Jack In The Box has the finest and cleanest facilities to experience your explosive diarrhea. Just ask a cashier and they will be more than happy to give you a free token for the restroom so you may enjoy your explosive diarrhea. Don't be surprised if they have today's Sport's page.
 
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