Don't get me wrong, I'm not hatin' on PA. It's just that cultural divide called the water gap, that isn't that wide, takes you to a whole new land. I used to go to the OTB in East Strasburg with a buddy that lived out there. 5 minutes over the bridge and you are in Podunk with the pickup trucks with gun racks. I roll my own smokes so I hit Morrisville for the tobacco. $13 for a bag vs $45 in NJ so I load up on my way to Philly Park. I wear my Mets jacket there just to hear the Philly fans bust my balls. I tell them at least they aren't Yankee fans, the lowest form of scum on earth and they agree. The women in PA are awesome. Not nearly as tight assed as Jersey or NY women. Not just the ones my age but the younger ones too.