The Inside the Actor's Studio Questionnaire

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Not sure if this belongs in Games or Talk forum but I'll throw the fish hook in and see what happens and I'd like to know how people would answer these questions.

Every would-be filmmaker or theater nerd who ever watched Inside the Actor's Studio fantasized about the day when they'd get to answer the James Lipton questionnaire.
We begin tonight's classroom with the questionnaire invented by Bernard Pivot:

1. What is your favorite word?
Fuck

2. What is your least favorite word?
The N word

3. What turns you on?
Women with big breasts that are shaped like tear drops:

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4. What turns you off?
Rude/pompous people

5. What sound or noise do you love?
Rain

6. What sound or noise do you ****?
Screaming ******** & almost all electronic sounds(telephones,car alarms,smoke detectors)

7. What is your favorite curse word?
Cock sucking ******!

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Photographer

9. What profession would you not like to do?
Any type of ***** care & food service/food industry

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Relax now