The Hassel to da Hoff???

[shaotaim]

some hours ago i saw a new music video from david hasselhoff "jump in my car".
http://www.homeofthehoff.de
so he´s back in music buisness. but i heard rumors telling that Mr.Hoff would hit the stocks with a RAP-ALBUM!?!
well the song "jump in my car" isn´t a rap-song at all.
was it a big joke or is "the hassel to da hoff" coming soon???????

 

[Iamforever]

is it really true that germans love hasslehoff?

 

[Torre82]

Don Johnson.. The 'Hoff.. Eddie Murphy.. Milla Jovovich.. Paris Hilton..Gwynny Paltrow..

and I know I'm forgetting plenty of others.. like Shaq. All went on to lead very successful failures in the music industry!

 

[Iamforever]

dont forget about the grrrrrreatest action star of all time. bruce willis!:1orglaugh

 

[D-rock]

Don Johnson.. The 'Hoff.. Eddie Murphy.. Milla Jovovich.. Paris Hilton..Gwynny Paltrow..

and I know I'm forgetting plenty of others.. like

...William Shatner :1orglaugh

 

[Clarkie25]

Deion Sanders was another one.

 

[Clarkie25]

is it really true that germans love hasslehoff?

Yeah,the germans were pissed cause the french recieved jerry lewis in a player to be named later deal for the statue of liberty. It was only fair that hasselhoof be traded to germany for the volkswagen

 

[Iamforever]

Yeah,the germans were pissed cause the french recieved jerry lewis in a player to be named later deal for the statue of liberty. It was only fair that hasselhoof be traded to germany for the volkswagen

then how did the english get madonna?:rofl:

 

[Torre82]

Yeah,the germans were pissed cause the french recieved jerry lewis in a player to be named later deal for the statue of liberty. It was only fair that hasselhoof be traded to germany for the volkswagen

Dont forget blacks got Tiger Woods and the chinese got the Wu-Tang clan. Good deal.

 

[Clarkie25]

then how did the english get madonna?:rofl:

We put her ass on waivers. The English needed somebody other than Benny Hill so they picked her up

 

[jumbo_jim]

some hours ago i saw a new music video from david hasselhoff "jump in my car".
http://www.homeofthehoff.de
so he´s back in music buisness. but i heard rumors telling that Mr.Hoff would hit the stocks with a RAP-ALBUM!?!
well the song "jump in my car" isn´t a rap-song at all.
was it a big joke or is "the hassel to da hoff" coming soon???????

The song reached number 3 on the UK charts. It was so cheesy but I thought it was brilliant.

 

[member006]

Reading this thread made my vagina hurt. No mention of Kit?

 

[BNF]

The thing about DH is that he seems to be so conceited, ignorant or both, that he doesn't see all of this stuff as a sort of running joke on him, his total lack of talent, and his poor taste. (Which I have to belive it is.)

I think he is just so desperate to be in the spotlight, that he doesn't see clearly. I saw him on Leno a few months ago, and while he was joking a bit about some insanely raw music video he made, I never picked up that he was tongue in cheek about any of it.

 

[jumbo_jim]

Reading this thread made my vagina hurt. No mention of Kit?

Kit is in the video for Jump In My Car.

 

[tartanterrier]

Yeah.He's also doing TV ads for Pipex.com.

I **** Fulham FC :crash:

 

[Torre82]

Its at times like these.. where I take back some of my admiration for Europe. The Hoff just pushed you down the scale, *******!

 

[tartanterrier]

He's just another soap opera *** come pop tart.

Just like...

Neighbours......Kylie Minogue.
Home and Away...Her ****** Danii
Prince of Belle Air...Will Smith
Byker Grove....Ant & Dec.

Although they won't be bothered what I think anyway but at least I've stated my point Pop Music sucks!!!! :thefinger

 

[Torre82]

Well said. Despite the occasional song getting *snagged* in my brain, the lot of it is filler. Junk. Makes too much money for the industry and rarely produces real talent.. or long-lasting fame.

As a strange, possibly sarcastic retort to the pop scene.. Michael Jackson was the king of pop, and look what happened there. It just doesnt pay to be addicted to the popstar spotlight.

 

[tartanterrier]

What like "I'll be there" and "Reach Out"?

Those are the only two I've heard and usually makes me wanna get pissed :1orglaugh: but you have to pretend to like it cos the birds love it.

I'll never understand women :rofl:

 

[JiDoKwan]

Isn't there a federal law against David Hasselhoff?